EuroTrip (2004)
Steve Hytner: Green Fairy
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Quotes
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[after taking a drink of Absinthe]
Jamie : I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.
Cooper : Me neither.
Scott : Sober as a judge.
[to a hallucinatory green fairy]
Scott : How about you?
Green Fairy : I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT!
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Scott , Cooper : [seeing Jamie and Jenny making out] Oh, my God!
Green Fairy : That is some pretty fucked-up shit right there. Can you say what the fuck did I do last night?
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[last lines]
Scott : [on the phone with Cooper and Jenny] Hold on, this must be my new roommate.
[Scotty opens the door and finds Mieke standing there]
Cooper : [yelling over the phone] What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me. Is he bigger than me?
Scott : I just got your last email. What are you doing here?
Mieke : Going to college.
Scott : You're going to college here? What dorm?
Mieke : This one. Room 2-1-4.
Scott : How is this possible?
Mieke : I guess they thought I was a guy.
Scott : Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?
[Scotty and Mieke kiss]
Cooper : [over the phone] Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?
[Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed laughing and continue to make out]
Cooper : Scotty? Scotty? *Scotty*!
Green Fairy : [Green Fairy appears] This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here!
[makes the words The End appear with his wand, flies away]