Constantine (2005)

Peter Stormare: Satan

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• John Constantine : They have the Spear of Destiny.

  Satan : [mocking him]  "They have the Spear of Destiny!"

  [becomes serious, leans in] 

  Satan : Or is it another one of your cons?

  John Constantine : Go look for yourself.

  [Satan hesitates] 

  John Constantine : You've waited twenty years for me, Lu. What's another twenty seconds?

• Gabriel : Son of perdition. Little horn! Most unclean!

  Satan : [nostalgic]  I do miss the old names.

• Gabriel : I will smite thee, in His honour.

  [He throws a punch at Lucifer, but his fist stops short, to his surprise] 

  Satan : Looks like somebody doesn't have your back any more.

• Satan : Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you.

  John Constantine : Aren't you a peach?

• John Constantine : You mind?

  [reaches for cigarettes] 

  Satan : Oh, go - go right ahead; I've got stock.

  John Constantine : [chuckles]  Coffin nail.

  Satan : Very fitting, John.

• John Constantine : Word is that kid of yours is a chip off the old block.

  Satan : Well, one does what one can.

  John Constantine : He's in the other room.

  Satan : Boys will be boys.

  John Constantine : With Gabriel.

  Satan : [looking disgusted]  No accounting for taste, really.

• Satan : Hello, John. John, hello. You're the one soul I would come up here to collect myself.

  [claps giddily] 

  John Constantine : So I've heard.

• John Constantine : How's the family?

  Satan : Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.

• [after Satan thwarts his son's plot] 

  Satan : So...

  John Constantine : So.

  Satan : Yeah, what do you want? An extension?

  John Constantine : The sister, Isabel.

  Satan : What about her?

  John Constantine : Let her go home.

  Satan : [sneers]  You're willing to give up your life so she can go to Heaven?

  [John nods. Lucifer shuts his eyes for a moment] 

  Satan : Fine. It's done.

  [chuckles] 

  Satan : Time to go, John.

  John Constantine : Yeah.

• Satan : [his last lines]  No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live so you will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live.

• [Satan interrupts the ceremony] 

  Gabriel : Lucifer!

  Satan : This world is mine - in time.

• Gabriel : I will smite thee in his honor.

  [tries to punch Satan but is stopped] 

  Satan : Looks like someone doesn't have your back anymore.

• [after Constantine slits his wrists and then tries to light up a cigarette] 

  Satan : You know, when you cut too deep, you cut the tendons. Finger movement goes out the window.

• Gabriel : Lucifer!

  Satan : This world is mine, in time.