Lymelife (2008)
Rory Culkin: Scott Bartlett
Quotes
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Scott Bartlett : They don't even fuck anymore.
Jimmy Bartlett : What? How the fuck do you know that?
Scott Bartlett : You know the rubbers under dads bed we used to use as water balloons?
Jimmy Bartlett : Ew, yeah.
Scott Bartlett : They haven't been there in over a year.
Jimmy Bartlett : Okay, well first of all, that's sick to even think about and second, she's coming, so shut the fuck up.
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Scott Bartlett : You know, they say no matter where you are on Long Island, you can always hear the train. Can't get far enough away.
Adrianna Bragg : What are you, Walt Whitman now?
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Scott Bartlett : Maybe you should've had a girl, they tell their mothers everything.
Brenda Bartlett : Maybe you should have asked God for a mother who doesn't care about her children!
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Scott Bartlett : What did you hear?
Adrianna Bragg : I heard you fingered me and it was like the inside of a jelly donut. Uch, Scott, that is so disgusting!
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Scott Bartlett : So are we really going to like do it?
Adrianna Bragg : Do you really think we should talk about it?
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Scott Bartlett : I thought you weren't talking to me.
Adrianna Bragg : I'm on the fence.
Scott Bartlett : Well, if it means anything, technically I'm a man as of today so...
Adrianna Bragg : Please, a man? I heard you're still a bald eagle. You know, no pubes.
Scott Bartlett : Who said that?
Adrianna Bragg : Me.
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Jimmy Bartlett : Oh shit. Oh, this is embarrassing.
Brenda Bartlett : Hi guys!
Scott Bartlett : Man!
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Adrianna Bragg : It was weird seeing you getting your ass kicked. I felt like you were my little brother or something.
Scott Bartlett : Really?... Your brother
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Jimmy Bartlett : No. Hey, no, shit bag. Too young for that.
Scott Bartlett : Tastes like piss anyway.
Jimmy Bartlett : It is piss.
Scott Bartlett : Shut up, dick.
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Scott Bartlett : Are you really that sick, bringing her here?
Adrianna Bragg : She's my mom, Scott. I can't just not let her do things.
