The Upside of Anger (2005)
Alicia Witt: Hadley Wolfmeyer
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Quotes
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Hadley Wolfmeyer : What kind of a dickhead runs away with his secretary? That is lame, take a right, make a left at pathetic.
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Hadley Wolfmeyer : [the dog is eating the chicken prepared for dinner] Buddy, Goddamn You! Out!
Emily Wolfmeyer : What's the big deal? He wasn't licking it more than three seconds.
Hadley Wolfmeyer : The three second thing is for floors, not dog's mouths. He spends all day licking other dogs' asses. Uhn. Let's just call for takeout.
Emily Wolfmeyer : It's fine. You guys, it's good chicken. It's fine.
Andy Wolfmeyer : Like you'd eat it.
[waiting for her to try a piece]
Emily Wolfmeyer : [Emily tastes a piece of chicken] It's fine.
Hadley Wolfmeyer : You know the Zilwaukees' Great Dane, "Mo'fo?" You're licking his asshole right now.
[Andy cracks up Laughing]
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Terry Wolfmeyer : Your father is a small man. A *very* small man!
Hadley Wolfmeyer : I hope you're not referring to his genitals because that would just be gross.
Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer : Aww, dude, I was about to eat a string bean!
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Hadley Wolfmeyer : There's something you all should know.
Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer : You're pregnant and you're getting married.
Hadley Wolfmeyer : How did you know that? Who told you that?
Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer : I guessed? Really? I guessed that? I was right?
Terry Wolfmeyer : No, you've got to be kidding me.
Hadley Wolfmeyer : No, I'm... I'm not. I'm getting married.
Terry Wolfmeyer : This is how I find out? Through Popeye? A 15-year-old?
Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer : Don't be condescending...
Terry Wolfmeyer : Close it! You are a child. What do *you* know?
Andy Wolfmeyer : Oh, that old chestnut.
Terry Wolfmeyer : You close it as well, please. Do his parents know?
Hadley Wolfmeyer : Yes, they're ecstatic.
Terry Wolfmeyer : Oh, how long have they been ecstatic?
Hadley Wolfmeyer : You know what? Can we just go to the lunch, please?
Terry Wolfmeyer : [shouting] How long have they been ecstatic, damn you, Hadley?
[everyone around them looks at them]
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Terry Wolfmeyer : [Shep is dating Terry's daughter] The whole thing just infuriates me.
David Junior : That's probably half the attraction.
[Everyone stares at him, shocked]
David Junior : What?
Hadley Wolfmeyer : [sternly] You know what. Not another word.
[pause, then Denny cracks up laughing]