Danny Phantom (2003–2007)
David Kaufman: Danny Fenton, Danny Phantom, Computer Voice, Nate, Sports Announcer
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Quotes
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Samantha "Sam" Manson : [not realizing yet that Danny's under a love spell] Wait, I know that look. That's that same, longing, puppy-dog stare you give Paulina.
Danny Fenton : Who's Paulina?
Samantha "Sam" Manson : Well, that's a pleasant side effect.
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Box Lunch : I am Box Lunch! Daughter of The Box Ghost and The Lunch Lady!
Danny Fenton : Um, eww!
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[Danny, Sam, and Tucker are at Nasty Burger]
Danny Fenton : Ahhh, Nasty Burger, our safe haven. Away from the worries of...
[Jazz bursts through the door]
Jazz Fenton : Danny, run!
Danny Fenton : Run? Why should I...
[everyone stares at the door, and soon after Jack and Maddie come in here in 80's clothes, with Jack looking like Flavor Flav and Maddie looking like 80's Madonna]
Jack Fenton , Maddie Fenton : Dude!
[everyone in the Nasty Burger gasps and starts laughing; Jazz and Sam are hiding, embarrassed]
Jazz Fenton : If anyone asks, I'm related to you.
Samantha "Sam" Manson : Okay, but you're gonna have to be a lot less cheery.
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[Jack Fenton tries his new Ghost Translator on Danny]
Danny Fenton : Um... Um... Boo?
Ghost Translator : I am a ghost. Fear me.
Danny Fenton : [panics] Uh... I better get to school!
Ghost Translator : I better get to school. Fear me.
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Tucker Foley : [Danny and Dragon Sam have destroyed the school dance] Man, I can't believe your date ditched you.
Danny Fenton : Where is Paulina anyway?
Samantha "Sam" Manson : [sees Paulina talking to Dash] Who cares? Look, the DJ is still playing and I think there's still time for one more dance.
[smiles at Danny]
Danny Fenton : [smiles at Sam] Sure, I'd love to.
[hands Tucker the amulet]
Danny Fenton : Hold on to this, will ya?
Samantha "Sam" Manson : [dancing with Danny] Promise me you'll keep your pants on?
Danny Fenton : I'll do my best.
Tucker Foley : Man, I'm dateless again! Man, what does a guy have to do to get hooked up around here?
Ghost Girl : I want to go to the ball!
Tucker Foley : On second thought, I'm not that desprete. Hey guys, can I cut in?
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Johnny 13 : [after Danny punches him during a staged fight to convince Kitty he wants her back] I thought this was a pretend fight.
Danny Fenton : Then pretend that didn't hurt.
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[the poem is closing with its last lines]
Danny Fenton : [narrating] And then I thought, maybe this is the moral. / In the same way my folks loved their old Christmas quarrel. / Everyone celebrates in the way of their choosing. / I was so busy whining, I started abusing / The ones I loved most and I ruined their cheer. /
[smiles]
Danny Fenton : I'll try to be better, come Christmas next year.
[thus ends the poem; Danny, Sam, Jazz and Tucker gather together at the last page which says "The End."]
Samantha "Sam" Manson : Um, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?
Tucker Foley : Yeah, why are you talking in rhyme?
Jazz Fenton : Such a dork.
Danny Fenton : [realizing] We're not talking in rhyme?
[starts getting jubliant]
Danny Fenton : We're not talking in rhyme!
[the book closes, and Ghost Writer is glad his new poem is finished. A cell mate inches close to him as he wants to look at the new book he has completed, but Ghost Writer turns away from him]
Walker : [greets him] Orange?
Ghost Writer : [scared] Aahh! Get that thing away from me!
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[Jazz is riding home in excitement, with Danny feeling disappointed]
Jazz Fenton : Wow! Isn't this great? We just caught three ghosts tonight!
Danny Fenton : No, actually, you've just caught one ghost, three times, all of them me!
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[80's Jack and Maddie hug their son Danny tightly]
Danny Fenton : [to Jazz] If I pass out, I give you permission to not resuscitate me.
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Tucker Foley : [after Danny has phased a car through a building] Oh sure, phase the car through the building. You just had to save the day, didn't you?
Danny Fenton : Well yeah! Because a car crashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is BAD!
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Danny Fenton : [after a day of strange ghost-related events at school] I can explain.
[pause]
Danny Fenton : Actually, I really can't.
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Danny Fenton : [has just parachuted onto his aunt's farm with his dad's gift] Here you go mom. Dad left it at home so uhh... the mosquitoes wouldn't get it!
Jack Fenton : That's right!
[whispering to Danny]
Jack Fenton : Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this.
Danny Fenton : I get an allowance?
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[Danny and Tucker are drooling over Paulina]
Samantha "Sam" Manson : Paulina? Please, girls like that are a dime a dozen.
Danny Fenton : [to Tucker] How much change you got?
Samantha "Sam" Manson : Very funny.
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[Danny and Tucker are at his house, talking to Sam over the computer]
Samantha "Sam" Manson : I'm sure you boys will have a wonderful time.
[logs off the computer]
Danny Fenton : She really wants to go to the dance.
Tucker Foley : She said she didn't want to!
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Jazz Fenton : By the way Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret.
Danny Fenton : [spits out his water] What secret?
Jazz Fenton : The clumsiness, the nervousness... I can't beleive I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend.
Danny Fenton : It's a lie, I'm not a ghost! I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me.
Jack Fenton : Great, I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts!
Jazz Fenton : You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that's entrapment.
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Danny Fenton : [Sam taps at his window] Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying.
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Danny Fenton : [over cell phone] Are you okay? We can stop by later if you want us too.
Samantha "Sam" Manson : [home sick in bed] No, that's okay. I'll be fine. Bye.
[She hangs up, then glares at the doctor, nurse and ambulance attendent standing at her bedside]
Samantha "Sam" Manson : You guys, it's just a cold!
Ambulance Attendent : [shocking himself with the pads] Clear!
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Danny Fenton : [in the ghost prison cafeteria, Danny looks at a table where all the ghosts he sent back into the Ghost Zone are sitting] Great, everyone who hates me is sitting on table, just like in high school.
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Danny Fenton : How is it that I have ghost powers, but YOU'RE the weird kid?
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[Danny flies to the Jewish Manson home, hoping Sam won't put the blame on him for attacking Christmas]
Danny Fenton : [in joy] Sam!
Ghost Writer : Danny said.
Danny Fenton : [to Ghost Writer] Oh, for crying out loud!
Samantha "Sam" Manson : I know. Can't you see we're all under a cloud? / Every present we had, in the chimney up through it! / That might work for you, but that's not how we do it!
Ghost Writer : And Sam saw sad faces on Mom, Dad, and Granny, / So I typed on my keyboard that the blame was on Danny!
[Ghost Writer conrtols Sam by her anger]
Samantha "Sam" Manson : [angrily] You! You did this?
Danny Fenton : [shouts] Are you out of your mind?
Samantha "Sam" Manson : [shouts] You're the holiday scrooge! Do you think that I'm blind?
Ghost Writer : And Danny and Sam found themselves in a spat. / But before Dan could calm her, I soon realized that / A new threat was needed to cut through the noise; / And what better way than attack of the toys?
[Ghost Writer brings all the toys from each building to attack the town, then starts forming them together. Danny and Sam stop and go outside to look at this scenery; Danny turns into Danny Phantom to find out what's going on]
Ghost Writer : From all over the town, the toys started to merge! / I'm really quite weakened when I get the urge! / On this night before Christmas, a brand new attacker! / And now, face the wrath of my monster nutcracker!
[the controlled toys form a giant Nutcracker, which comes to life and attacks]
Danny Phantom : [surprised] Aw, nuts!
[he starts running away from the monster]
Ghost Writer : Danny cried, as he started to run. /
[pauses]
Ghost Writer : Must we end every scene with a terrible pun?
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Paulina : Danny, you never said whether or not you were coming to my quincenera on Friday.
Danny Fenton : That's because when you invited me, I thought you were joking.
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Danny Fenton : [to Jazz] Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?
[shouting to Youngblood]
Danny Fenton : And will you stop poking me?
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Vlad Masters : [about Sam and Tucker, infected with ecto-acne] They're running out of time, you know.
Danny Fenton : [suddenly smiling] Time? That gives me a great idea!
[scene shifts to Clockwork's tower]
Clockwork : No. That's a horrible idea. I'm the ghost of time, not the ghost of miracle cures.
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[Vlad, Sam, and Tucker are cured of ecto-acne by the Ecto Purifier]
Vlad Masters : I knew you'd come through, Daniel. All it took was the proper motivation. Of course, I'm still weak beyond measure, so... bygones?
[Danny grins mischievously at him; the next scene shows Vlad Plasmius screaming as Danny Phantom knocks him into the air]
Danny Phantom : [casually] Bygones.
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Samantha "Sam" Manson : [trying to stop Danny's parents from cheaking on him while he's fighting a ghost upstairs] Danny's upstairs.
[crash is heard upstairs]
Samantha "Sam" Manson : Uh, lifting weights?
Maddie Fenton : [after hearing another crash] He doesn't have exercise equipment up there.
Danny Fenton : [another crash] My computer! Oh, wait that's Jazz's.
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Tucker Foley : Wait, you guys kissed?
Danny Fenton , Samantha "Sam" Manson : No! It was a fake-out make-out!
Tucker Foley : But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right?
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Danny Fenton : [after being attacked by giant ghost scissors] I know I should be concerned, and I will be... right after the party.
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Samantha "Sam" Manson : [while Tucker's using his PDA to goof around with Skulker's technology] Stop fooling around, Tucker!
Danny Fenton : Power him down, already! Now!
Tucker Foley : Relax. Everything's totally under
[Skulker destroys his PDA with an arrow]
Tucker Foley : control... Oh, man! I had four more payments on this one.
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[Danny Phantom has accidentally destroyed the poem Ghost Writer has created]
Danny Phantom : Oops! Uh, Sorry, man, it was a total accident.
Ghost Writer : Oops?
[angrily]
Ghost Writer : Oops? Do you have any idea what you've done?
Danny Phantom : Well... not really, uh, hence the "accident" part.
Ghost Writer : You've destroyed my greatest work! And that was my only copy!
[Danny picks up a page of the book from the destroyed pieces and reads it]
Danny Phantom : The Fright Before Christmas? I destroyed a Christmas poem? Awesome!
Ghost Writer : What?
Danny Phantom : Dude, I am sick of Christmas! I came to the Ghost Zone to get away from it. I might not have meant to destroy your stupid book, but that doesn't mean I'm not okay with it.
[destroys the page from the book he was reading]
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[Ghost Writer has trapped Danny Phantom inside a new poem, which begins its first lines]
Ghost Writer : On the day before Christmas, in Amity Park, / Almost all there were cheery, yet one soul was dark.
Danny Fenton : Hey, that voice? It's the ghost whose book I destroyed. /
[looks around]
Danny Fenton : Wait! I'm trapped in this poem? Now I'm really annoyed!
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Samantha "Sam" Manson : Sorry about that stupid fight. Can we forget it ever happened?
Danny Fenton : [quoting Desiree's catchphrase] So you wish it, so shall it be.
[they both blush]
Tucker Foley : Hey, I'm right here.
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Danny Fenton : Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party at my own house?
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Tucker Foley : Dude, you can't blame yourself for this. It's not your fault.
Danny Fenton : Maybe not. But it is my responsibility.
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Danny Fenton : [to Tucker and Sam] Did you see the way all those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing! We're gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives!
[pause]
Danny Fenton : He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
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Samantha "Sam" Manson : [to Danny] You don't feel that way about me and I don't feel that way about you.
Danny Fenton : So why are you still holding my hands?
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Danny Fenton : Skulker and Technus? Together?
Tucker Foley : Is that an eww, or a yikes?
Danny Fenton : Definitely a yikes!
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[Danny returns to Jack's house after changing the past to find the house deserted]
Danny Fenton : Mom? Dad? Jazz? Anyone?
[he gasps as Jack runs in, his face covered in ecto-acne]
Jack Fenton : [shouts] Nobody trespasses on Jack Fenton's property!
Danny Fenton : Dad, relax!
Jack Fenton : [confused and sad] Dad? I don't have a son; I'm single! Bitterly, bitterly single.
Danny Fenton : You are?
[to himself]
Danny Fenton : Jeez, that explains... almost everything.
Jack Fenton : What?
Danny Fenton : Nothing!
[sees Jack's ecto-acne and points at it]
Danny Fenton : Uh, is that ecto-acne?
Jack Fenton : [angry] It's a condition... that you shouldn't know about!
[grabs Danny by the collar of his shirt]
Jack Fenton : [shouts] How do you know about ecto-acne? Talk!
Danny Fenton : I'm your son! I know all about the accident in Wisconsin... that shouldn't have happened.
Jack Fenton : [angry] Oh, it happened, all right!
[throws Danny onto the ground in anger]
Jack Fenton : And my life went straight down the flusher from that day on!
[turns into Jack Plasmius]
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[Jack has turned into Jack Plasmius and starts attacking Danny]
Danny Fenton : [shouts] Wait, it's me, Danny, your son!
[dodges another shot fired by Jack]
Jack Plasmius : [shouts] Lies! I do not have a son! And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't name him Danny. That's dumb.
Danny Fenton : [angry] Okay, I don't want to do this in front of you, but... Going ghost!
[Danny turns into Danny Phantom, and Jack sees him, surprised but angry]
Jack Plasmius : You're a ghost? I hate ghosts!
[continues attacking Danny]
Jack Plasmius : And if it wasn't for ghosts, I wouldn't have lost the love of my life!
[knocks Danny into the basement]
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[in the basement, Danny Phantom sees a newspaper article of Maddie's marriage to Vlad]
Danny Fenton : I didn't destroy the past... I destroyed the present!
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[Jack and Maddie see Vlad, Sam, and Tucker's ecto-acne]
Maddie Fenton : There's only one place that treats ecto-acne!
Danny Fenton : [hpoing] Please say "hospital", please say "hospital".
[scene shifts to FentonWorks in quarantine]
Danny Fenton : [disappointed] Why didn't she just say "hospital"?
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Danny Phantom : Sam, hide!
Samantha "Sam" Manson : No time!
[pushes Danny into the bushes]
Valerie Gray : No escaping me now, ghost boy!
[sees Danny and Sam kissing]
Samantha "Sam" Manson : Aaah! Do you mind?
Valerie Gray : Ah, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together.
[flies off]
Samantha "Sam" Manson : That sounded like Valerie.
[looks at Danny, who is smiling]
Samantha "Sam" Manson : Uh, Danny? Danny? You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?
Danny Fenton : [nervously] No! Why? Did you?
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Danny Phantom : [to Ember] Hey, do you take requests? How 'bout "beat it!"
Ember : How 'bout I just lay you down a few power chords instead, dipstick.
