Patrick Mohr: Self

Quotes 

• Brendan Leonard : Use 'chill' as an adjective, noun, pronoun, and adverb.

  Patrick Mohr : You wanna go chill at the chill?

• Patrick Mohr : I've said it once, and I'll say it again: Paul makes a cute, cute woman.

• Patrick Mohr : Well, I'm a sweater. Um, not the clothing, just someone who sweats a lot.

• [the cast is in LA] 

  Brendan Leonard : They can definitely spot someone from around here

  Cameraman : Are kids different in California?

  Patrick Mohr : Oh, yeah. They are a lot cooler than us. They wear huge shorts and hooded sweatshirts.

  Michael Carney : They don't care about rules.

  Kevin Sheehan : And they live at the beach all day.

  Kevin Carlson : And they're 'dude bros'.

  Patrick Mohr : And instead of barbequing brat's on the grill, they barbeque vegetables.

• Patrick Mohr : Brendan, do you want a pizza?

  Brendan Leonard : Pizza? But I don't have any dough!

• [Brendan has decided to be more dramatic; his friends are discussing getting a pizza] 

  Brendan Leonard : Do you guys ever just think about time and how fast it passes?

  Patrick Mohr : Brendan, do you want a pizza or not?

  Brendan Leonard : But, you get the pizza and it's not about the food, it's about the camaraderie. Eating the pizza with friends...

  Kevin Carlson : I hate you.

• Brendan Leonard : [getting sprayed with water playing croquet]  In the face of adversity I still got it.

  Patrick Mohr : Actually, it's a hose. Some call it adversity, others call it a hose.

• Patrick Mohr : Togetherness, exactly. You can't make pizza without cheese. Well, you could, but it would just be bad pizza, though.

• Patrick Mohr : I sweat doing math problems.