One Tree Hill (2003–2012)
Tyler Hilton: Chris Keller
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Quotes
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Chris Keller : [Nathan punches Chris - again] Ah! Stop hitting me!
Nathan Scott : Stop kissing my wife!
Chris Keller : I'll stop when you start!
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Chris Keller : What, you here to kick my ass because I slept with Brooke?
Nathan Scott : You slept with Brooke?
Chris Keller : Why else would you be here?
Nathan Scott : I came to pay for Haley's studio time. You slept with Brooke?
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Lucas 'Luke' Scott : I don't see why you get off by screwing things up!
Chris Keller : How? By having sex with Haley?
[Lucas looks shocked]
Chris Keller : Because we haven't done that.
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Chris Keller : Chris Keller's work here is done.
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Chris Keller : Well, this is gonna cost you. I mean we've got studio space, first class accommodations, my time - which is worth a lot - and I'm kinda diggin' that watch.
Nathan : Don't screw with me, Keller.
Chris Keller : All right, tell you what. Give me the rest of this sandwich and I'm in.
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Nathan Scott : Hey, where you goin'?
Chris Keller : Chris Keller's work here is done.
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Chris Keller : [playing guitar as Brooke walks by his hotel room] Lucas and Haley aren't back yet, but you can come on into the devil's lair, put down your things, have sex with Chris Keller... whatever.
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Haley James : [after Chris auditions to play at tric] Wow, you're really good!
Chris Keller : Yeah, I know.
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Chris Keller : Come on. Either he gets jealous or me, you and Brooke have a threesome. Either way, it's win-win for you.
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Haley James : [Haley and Lucas come into the apartment while Chris is annoying Brooke] Hey guys... what's goin' on?
Chris Keller : She was just hittin' on me...
[Brooke rolls her eyes]