F.A.R.T. The Movie (1991 Video)

Joel Weiss: Russell

Quotes 

• Russell : Heather, head for the trenches. The big one is coming.

• Russell : I let off a little gas now and then. No big deal.

  Heather : A little gas? You've got enough gas in you to solve the world's energy crisis. If George Bush knew about you, he would have left Saddam Hussein keep Kuwait.

• Russell : Say it. Bomber. The real gazoo. Slice city, the little sneaker, the big...

  Heather : As far as I'm concerned, I do not wish to discuss the subject any further. Case closed.

  Russell : Fart. Fart, fart. Fart.

  Heather : Are you coming with me tonight, or not?

  Russell : When you say fart. Say it, fart, fart. Fart, fart, fart, fart, fart.

• Russell : Come on, Heather. Everybody's gotta relieve the old digestive system once in a while.

  Heather : Not like you.

  Russell : Oh, yeah? Well, I happen to know Dan Quale can clear the senate chamber in a matter of seconds. I even heard your mother left off a bomb or two.