The Secret Policeman's Biggest Ball (1989 TV Movie)

John Cleese: Self

Quotes 

• [the Dead Parrot sketch] 

  Pet Shop Owner : What's wrong with it?

  Customer : I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead. That's what's wrong with it!

  Pet Shop Owner : So it is. Well, there's your money back, and a couple of holiday vouchers! Thank you!

  Customer : Well you can't say Thatcher hasn't changed some things!