Iron Man (2008)

Paul Bettany: Jarvis

Quotes 

• [after end credits] 

  Tony Stark : [arriving home]  Evening, JARVIS!

  Jarvis : [voice distorted]  Welcome home, sir...

  [Stark stops as he sees a figure in his living room] 

  Nick Fury : "I am Iron Man". You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.

  Tony Stark : Who the hell are you?

  Nick Fury : Nick Fury. Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

  Tony Stark : Ah.

  Nick Fury : I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.

• Tony Stark : [as Pepper is walking down the stairs]  Hey. Ow,Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah.

  Jarvis : It is a tight fit sir.

  Tony Stark : Hey, Ah.

  Jarvis : Sir the more you struggle the more this is going to hurt

  Tony Stark : Be gentle. This is my first time.

  Tony Stark : I designed this to come off, so... hey. I really should be able to...

  Jarvis : Please, try not to move sir.

  Virginia 'Pepper' Potts : Whats going on here?

  Tony Stark : [pauses]  Lets face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

  Virginia 'Pepper' Potts : Are those bullet holes?

• Jarvis : Yes. Shall I render using proposed specifications?

  Tony Stark : Thrill me.

  [as Jarvis works on the render, Tony watches benefit at the Disney Concert Hall on TV] 

  Jarvis : The render is complete.

  Tony Stark : A little ostentatious, don't you think?

  Jarvis : What was I thinking? You're usually so discreet.

  Tony Stark : [gazes at a 1930s hotrod]  Tell you what. Throw a little hotrod red in there.

  Jarvis : Yes, that should help you keep a low profile. The render is complete.

  Tony Stark : Hey, I like it. Fabricate it. Paint it.

  Jarvis : Commencing automated assembly. Estimated completion time is five hours.

  Tony Stark : [looks at his watch]  Don't wait up for me, honey.

• Jarvis : [while Tony is wearing the Mark II Armor]  Test complete. Preparing to power down and begin diagnostics...

  Tony Stark : Uh, yeah, tell you what. Do a weather and ATC check, start listening in on ground control.

  Jarvis : Sir, there are still terabytes of calculations required before an actual flight is...

  Tony Stark : Jarvis... sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.

• Jarvis : Sir, it appears his suit can fly.

  Tony Stark : Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.

  Jarvis : With only 19% power, the odds of reaching that altitude...

  Tony Stark : I know the math! Do it!

• [Iron Man is launched into the sky by Iron Monger's missile, but instead of crashing, he activates his flight repulsors and hovers] 

  Obadiah Stane : Impressive! You've upgraded your armor! I've made some upgrades of my own...

  [activates jets and starts to fly too] 

  Jarvis : Sir, it appears his suit can fly.

  Tony Stark : Duly noted.

• Tony Stark : Attitude control is a little sluggish above 15,000 meters, I'm guessing icing is the probable cause.

  Jarvis : A very astute observation, sir. Perhaps, if you intend to visit other planets, we should improve the exosystems.

  Tony Stark : Connect to the cisco. Have it reconfigure the shell metals. Use the gold titanium alloy from the seraphim tactical satellite. That should ensure a fuselage integrity while while maintaining power-to-weight ratio. Got it?

• [testing the Mark II armor] 

  Tony Stark : Okay, let's see what this thing can do. What's SR-71's record?

  Jarvis : The altitude record for fixed wing flight is 85,000 feet, sir.

  Tony Stark : Records are made to be broken! Come on!