Team America: World Police (2004)
Maurice LaMarche: Alec Baldwin
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Quotes
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Alec Baldwin : By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the fag way. One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say, "wow, good going, fag. You really made the world a better place, didntcha, fag?"
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[Backstage. Alec Baldwin paces the floor]
A Page : Five minutes, Mr. Baldwin!
Alec Baldwin : Thank you.
[Tim Robbins and Martin Sheen rush in]
Martin Sheen : Alec! We have a problem!
Tim Robbins : Team America escaped!
Alec Baldwin : WHAT? You FOOLS! They'll ruin everything!
Helen Hunt : We'd better warn everyone; they'll be headed here!
Alec Baldwin : No! We can't look weak and powerless! If violence is all those bastards understand, then violence they'll get! EVERY ACTOR GRAB A GUN AND KEEP TEAM AMERICA FROM REACHING THIS CEREMONY AT ALL COSTS!
Sean Penn : K'PLA!
Janeane Garofolo , Liv Tyler , Samuel L. Jackson , George Clooney : K'PLA!
Tim Robbins : [slowly, with determination] I swear, they won't reach this stage!