The Honeymooners (2005) Poster

Cedric The Entertainer: Ralph Kramden

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  • Ralph Kramden : Trixie makes Ed French toast.

    Alice Kramden : That's because Ed is not on Trimspa.

    Ralph Kramden : Oh! You got jokes. You just a regular UPN sitcom. Huh, Alice?

  • Ralph Kramden : [after they get kicked out of the pool hall, Ed's phone rings]  What are you doing? We got to get back in there.

    Ed Norton : [Ed picks up the message on his phone]  No time to play. We've got a major backup in the sewer system.

    Ralph Kramden : How come every time we go out they call you?

    Ed Norton : I'm a specialist. It's like being a brain surgeon or Spider-Man.

    Ralph Kramden : Yeah, but Spider-Man won't let us get our asses beat down in a pool hall.

  • Alice Kramden : You are certifiable, you know that? You ought to have your head examined!

    Ralph Kramden : I'll have my head examined anywhere in the United States, and you know what they're gonna find when they look in there? Nothing!

    [Realizing what he said] 

    Ralph Kramden : Uh...

  • Ralph Kramden : Ah ah ah ah ah! Take the wife, leave the French toast!

  • Ralph Kramden : Unlike most dogs, Eggy is a survivor. Like Seabiscuit, Rocky, or Destiny's Child.

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