Thanksgiving Family Reunion (2003 TV Movie)
Britt Irvin: Twig Snider
Quotes
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Twig Snider : We're going to Milan to study fashion.
Mitch Snider : [to Allison] You're going to medical school to become a doctor.
Allison Snider : Maybe I want to do something that'll make ME happy.
Mitch Snider : Being a doctor will make you happy.
Allison Snider : You're a doctor, you're not happy.
Mitch Snider : I'm not happy? Who says I'm not happy?
Allison Snider : That bulging vein in your forehead.
Mitch Snider : My veins do not speak.
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Allison Snider : [at a monster truck rally] When you said a rally, I thought you meant like a pep rally.
Twig Snider : Allison, look at me, do you really think I'd be caught dead at a pep rally?
Allison Snider : Sorry.
Twig Snider : No, mostly I just go to these things to piss people off.
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Twig Snider : It just makes me want to smash every last one of their heads like a melon.
Allison Snider : Okay, so how about if I sleep on the floor?
Twig Snider : Do you think I'm crazy, too?
Allison Snider : No way, I have a lot of trouble expressing my anger, and here you are smashing melons, way to go.
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Twig Snider : What if they laugh at me?
Allison Snider : We smash their heads like melons.
Twig Snider : [smiles] Right.
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Allison Snider : So what's with the clothes?
Twig Snider : People already treat me weird for being a Snider... what do you think people would say about me if I dressed like that?
Allison Snider : I don't know, but at least you wouldn't be a coward.
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Twig Snider : Are you making fun of me?
Allison Snider : No.
Twig Snider : Because I hate to break it to you, but you're a Snider too!