- Travis Strong: [On his kiss with Lily] Ray, it didn't mean anything.
- Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: Oh, don't say that. Don't say that it didn't mean anything. Listen to me. If you thought about her everyday or if you memorized her laugh or if you once calculated how many seconds she's been alive, maybe I could get how you could do this to me. But can you do it and say it meant nothing?
- Lily Randall: Audrey as if, Ray's one of my best friends; so of course I think he's funny, sweet and the way his hair curls over his ear... grrr... you're right I do like him.
- Audrey: Don't tell me, tell Ray
- Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: Yeah, Travis just don't get in trouble like last time.
- Travis Strong: All I'm saying is Columbus didn't find America if people were already there.
- Travis Strong: What? Do you own Lily? Is she your personal property or something? Look I know you're mad but it's not my fault that you never acted on your feelings!
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: I can't believe he called me a model student.
- Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: If you had higher cheekbones, you'd be a supermodel student.
- Lily Randall: What's a two-point conversion?
- Travis Strong: I don't know, my family's not that religious...
- Lily Randall: Some of us are 'innies' and some of us are 'outties', but deep down, we're all really just bellybuttons.
- Lily Randall: [singing] It's hard to pick just one guy, when any one can make my day... but this girl's gotta make a decision... so the guy I pick is...
- Lily Randall: This isn't working.
- Lily Randall: [singing] It's hard to pick just one guy... when all that I have is... only one heart to give... so I'm giving it all to Tra... UHHh I don't know!
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: You like the drummer dude?
- Lily Randall: Yah, what's not to like?
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Well, for starters his name is The Drummer Dude.
- Travis Strong: Yeah, but sometimes there's such a thing as too much freedom.
- Lily Randall: What? That's like saying there's too much AIR
- Travis Strong: There is too much air... If you're a fish.
- [Ray and Travis are caught by Principal Waller for using walkie talkies... Robbie uses his to talk to them]
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Fireant in da house! Wombat, Cobra?
- Principal Waller: Better yet, Scorpion.
- Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: [to Principal Waller] Can you tell him I don't wanna be Wombat anymore?
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Scorpion? What's with the name change? And your Waller impression still is
- [walks over and sees them]
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Waller.
- Paige: Sometimes my Dad's so embarrassing he calls me pumpkin.
- Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: Is that because you have a big head?
- Lily Randall: If you call me one more time... I will tell everyone that you played with a doll until we were six.
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: It was a female action figure.
- Lily Randall: With a Dream Home! Please!
- [Ray, trying to copy Lily's test]
- Lily Randall: Ray they're not grading us on this.
- Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: Sorry reflex.
- Travis Strong: [Talking to Robbie] Blame me? Blame your irrational fear of fake hair.
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Dirty fake hair!
- Travis Strong: [as Ms. Communication] Well once again Pronto's lips are moving but his brain is taking a day off
- Audrey: [Drawing a picture of the lunch lady] Do you like it?
- Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: Yeah, it's so real I could smell the tuna surprise.
- Lily Randall: [looking at her CD cover] Finally a good picture of me.
- Travis Strong: Are you kidding? I've never seen a bad picture of you.
- Lily Randall: That's 'cause you're not looking at my flaws. My arms are to skinny, my nose looks weird...
- Travis Strong: Lily you're gorgeous.
- Kim Carlisle: I think we have real chemistry
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Professional or personal?
- Kim Carlisle: Is there a diffrence?
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: [talking] It's all you ever hear. Look like this, think like this, be like this. How do you fight it? We started our own radio station. We keep our identities secret. It gives us the power to say what we want as loud as we want.
- Sydney DeLuca: [singing] We change the rules around, we've got a different sound, tune into the underground, cause when it gets too much, you have no choice, aww yeah, you gotta make some noise, are you listening, are you listening now, we're on the air.
- Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: [talking] You're listening to Radio Free Roscoe