- [about an inmate at a correctional institute]
- Major Victory: This guy is really scary. He doesn't like to be touched. I have to give him a massage. I think I'm gonna die.
- Major Victory: It felt great to complete my secret task but I was a little worried about Feedback. He has to hug this guy three times... You know what? I'm gonna miss Feedback.
- Major Victory: This guy is big and scary. He's a convicted felon. I have to give him a massage. I think I'm gonna die.
- Stan Lee: [to Iron Enforcer after he brags about how lethal he is] Superheroes don't kill people. Superheroes save people.
- Steel Chambers: I don't like any of you
- Major Victory: I don't know what you are talking about, I was hella funny.
- Steel Chambers: Shut up!