- The Producer: Personally, I think you have no business being in show-business. But if that's what you wanna do, you 're gonna have to work very hard. And that's the business part. So if you wanna be in show-business, you gotta work on the business. You don't work on the business, there's no show. No show, no business. No business, no show. You understand? Good luck to you.
- The Producer: Take a look at the first scene.
- Michael Blanco: Yes, I get it.
- The Producer: You see where it's said that the waiter drops dead?
- Michael Blanco: Yes.
- The Producer: Have you ever waited tables before?
- Michael Blanco: Excuse me?
- The Producer: Have you ever been a waiter?
- Michael Blanco: Yes.
- The Producer: Let me see you die. Can you die for me?
- Michael Blanco: Now?
- The Producer: Yes.
- Narrator #1: Then it comes down to: "Who are you?"
- Narrator #2: Michael Blanco.
- Narrator #1: How old are you?
- Narrator #2: I am in my early 30's.
- Narrator #1: How tall are you?
- Narrator #2: I'm 5-6.
- Narrator #1: How much you weigh?
- Narrator #2: I weigh 150 lb.
- Narrator #1: Do you have any medical problem?
- Narrator #2: I sure don't.
- Narrator #1: Do you have any bad habits?
- Narrator #2: Yes... but no.
- Narrator #1: I see. So do you have a problem doing nudity?
- Narrator #2: Oh no.
- Narrator #1: Do you have a problem doing sex scenes?
- Narrator #2: No.
- Narrator #1: Have you heard of a casting couch?
- Narrator #2: Yes I have.
- Narrator #1: I notice you're going bald. Is that gonna be a problem?
- Narrator #2: No.
- Narrator #1: I see. So where are you from?
- Narrator #2: I'm from Belgium.
- Narrator #1: Belgium? Your English is really clear.
- Narrator #2: Thank you.
- Narrator #1: You know I have an idea for you. Why don't you go be a star in Belgium?
- The Producer: Have you had any acting experience?
- Michael Blanco: No.
- The Producer: No?
- Michael Blanco: That's why I am here. To work. To become an actor.
- The Producer: Not exactly Brad Pitt. You got an agent?
- Michael Blanco: No
- The Producer: Are you in any of the unions?
- Michael Blanco: Not yet.