True Crime: Streets of LA (2003 Video Game)
Russell Wong: Nick Kang
Quotes
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Nick : That sounds like a line from a bad video game.
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Agent Masterson : Your reputation precedes you, Kang. You're a real loose cannon and if it were up to me, you wouldn't carry a badge.
Nick : Man, who peed in your coffee?
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[Repeated line]
Nick : Oh shit, it's dim sum time!
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Nick : Run Forrest, run!
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Nick : The ladies call me "Quick Nick" for a reason... uh, not that reason.
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Nick : What? I can't hear you! Oh, you can't hear me either...
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Nick : Hell hath no fury like Nick Kang pissed off!
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Nick : [singing] You fought the law and the law won.
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Nick : This is Nick Kang chasing after another dumbass criminal!
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Nick : Hey, sure you want to fight? All right, I guess you do.
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Nick : It's time to hit the road Jack, errr... Nick.
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Nick : Time for a lead enema!
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[after kicking a guy who is relieving himself]
Nick : You have the right to soak in your own urine.
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[after getting new guns]
Nick : This is my BOOMSTICK.
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[introduction of "Russian Face-Off" chapter]
Nick : Hi Chief, who's the suit?
Chief : Nick, um, this is, uh, Agent-In-Charge Masterson from, er, the F.B.I. Seems that they had the spa under surveillance when you, ahem...
Agent Masterson : When you pulled off your John Wayne stunt and blew it all to hell! We've been working on this for weeks!
Nick : Sorry, sitting around stuffy vans eating donuts cramps my style.
[shows a photo of Rocky]
Nick : You want this Rocky? Let me show this around and see if I get any takers.
Agent Masterson : You're telling me you know someone who can ID this guy?
Nick : Maybe - an arms dealer out in Venice Beach. A real piece of work - done business with the Russians for years. If there's trouble, then he's in on it.
Agent Masterson : Whoa, whoa, pal. I'm running this op now and you don't as much as take a leak unless I say so.
Nick : [dims his eyes] Speaking of which, Masterson. Your fly's open.
Agent Masterson : Ahhh shit!
[zips up the zipper]
Chief : Masterson, we agreed to let Nick do his thing - You know he's our best shot.
Agent Masterson : Damn, don't make me regret this, Kang.
Nick : Why does everyone keep saying that?
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Nick : [after picking up a first-aid kit or entering a health clinic] Mmmm... Morphine
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Nick : [after picking up a first-aid kit or entering a health clinic] Even my jock-itch is cured.
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Nick : [after repairing a car in a gas station] Now the cops won't find me... Wait.
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Rosie Velasco : [after a fight with a Triad thug in the Chinese Bistro] What's Chinese for crazy? No way am I gonna work with you! You're outta control! I don't need this shit!
Nick : Rosie, wait! You forgot your fortune cookie!
Rosie Velasco : I know what it says. "Beware of nutcases!"
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Gypsy : Is that a gun in your pocket?
Nick : No, I'm just happy to see you.
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Nick : Got here in the nick of time. HA. I crack myself up.
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[Nick enters the lobby of a bank to stop the robbers]
Nick : Alright, come to Neo...
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Nick : Mess with the EOD, end up DOA! Man, that was corny...
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[on the phone]
Nick : Kang here... hello?
Ancient Wu : Where the metal birds flock near the ocean, you will find revenge...
Nick : What was that? Ancient Wu?
Ancient Wu : The sixth edifice, at the landing place of the flying machines...
Nick : Wait-wait, sorry, I don't quite follow...
Ancient Wu : Santa Monica Airport, Hangar 6, asshole!
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Nick : [after being kicked in the nuts by a suspect who is a stripper] Awwwww, must've said the magic words.
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Nick : Now that was pretty cool...!
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Nick : Oh, man. This mess is gonna take one shitload of paperwork.
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Nick : [after knocking a criminal to the ground] Stay the fuck down!
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Nick : Just me, the car and the road. That's joyride!
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Nick : This is Nick Kang in pursuit of another dumbass criminal.
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Nick : You picked the wrong party to crash, jackass!
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Nick : I'm not gonna reason with you. I'm just gonna shot you.
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Nick : [when taking someone's car] Open up, before I shot you!
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Nick : [after winning a fist fight] See? WHUPASS ain't just my license plate.
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Chief : Nick, this is Rosie Velasco.
Nick : Great. I'll have a cup of coffee, black, no sugar.
Chief : No, Nick. Rosie is your new partner.
Nick : In that case, make it a bourbon.
Rosie Velasco : Screw you. Chief I've heard of this loose cannon and there's no way I'm working with him.
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[Alternate intro to "Finding Rocky"]
Ancient Wu : Nick. Rocky holds the answer to the question that's been tormenting you for years.
Nick : What question?
Ancient Wu : Your father's fate.
Nick : My father? Rafferty? What? I don't understand.
[Rosie comes in to check on the unconscious Nick]
Rosie Velasco : Nick! Wake up!
Nick : [Waking up] Huh? Wha-? Oh, Rosie.
Chief : Nick, you must have blacked out.
Nick : Ancient Wu told me about my father.
Agent Masterson : Oh, that's friggin' great! He dreamt it! Next thing you know, he figures out who killed JFK! Listen; While you were on your acid trip, the CIA got Rocky ID'ed for us.
[Show's Rocky's former KGB file]
Agent Masterson : He's an ex-KGB spy who went AWOL here back in the 70's; His name's Rasputin Kuznetsov.
Nick : He has something to do with my father.
Agent Masterson : SAY WHAT? You're all washed up, Kang! Read my lips; Your dad was dirty, you're a loser, end of story!
[Nick slugs Masterson one and walks off]
Agent Masterson : That's it, Kang... YOU ARE SUSPENDED!
Chief : Nick, wait! Let's talk about this!
