Chilly Beach (2003–2006)
Steve Ashton: Dale McDonald
Quotes
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Dale McDonald : [looking over his sled dog team of wiener dogs] How come my dogs are a dog-and-a-half long but only half a dog high?
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Jacques LaRock : Name your price, up to and including twenty dollars.
Dale McDonald : Ten bucks!
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Biggs : We have a signed contract.
Dale McDonald : We do?
Biggs : [holds out a contract and a pen] Sign here.
Dale McDonald : [signs it]
Biggs : Yes, we do.
Dale McDonald : Oh. Well can't we make a new contract? One that says I don't have to do what you say?
Biggs : I'm sorry, I don't have a pen.
Dale McDonald : But you just gave me this one.
Biggs : Exactly. That was my only one.
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Dale McDonald : There's something sinister going on in this town. Sinister and... uh... what's another word for sinister?
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Dale McDonald : It's the end of civilization as we know it! And I don't even know it all that good!
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Dale McDonald : You know what you need? A girlfriend.
Constable Al : Really? Oh my goodness gracious. Could romance be the one missing piece of my life for which I have been searching these twenty long minutes?
Dale McDonald : Or a toboggan!
Constable Al : But I would not even know where to be getting one.
Dale McDonald : At the hardware store!
Frank Shackleford : He's talking about a girlfriend!
Dale McDonald : So am I! I almost got a date in the aisle where the toilet parts are.
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Dale McDonald : I have sensitive skin. It hurts when I get punched and kicked.
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Dale McDonald : I don't read the newspaper. I don't like all that news. Or paper.
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Dale McDonald : I don't know how I feel about this.
Biggs : I do. You feel good. Now do it.
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Angus MacAuger : I think I left something in the stove. And I best let it out before it dies.
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Jacques LaRock : I do not know how to thank you for this.
Dale McDonald : Just knowing that I'm being paid is thanks enough.