For Pete's Wake! (2007)

Joy Claussen: Judith Phillips

Quotes 

• Alisa : Life is more than just gossip, Mother.

  Judith : That's absurd. Qhoever told you that should be shot. Gossip is publicity, and publicity is life.

• Alisa : I need you to show your respect today, whatever it takes.

  Judith : Respect? I never loved your father. What sort of respect could you possibly expect from me?

  Alisa : I know you loved him.

  Judith : [laughs]  Divorcing him and taking half his money was the best thing that ever happened to me. His dying was the second.

• Judith : You look upset.

  Alisa : How many drinks did it take for you, Mother, to start caring about how I feel?

• Judith : Look how you talk to me. Is it any wonder we never get along?

  Alisa : I think it's difficult for you to get along with anybody.

  Judith : For your information, Drake and I get along just fine.

  Alisa : Of course you do. Both of you have the same taste in men.

• Judith : [about Bunny]  I always knew that bitch was stupid.

• Judith : Hallelujah, Praise the Lord... Peter Jameson is DEAD!