For Pete's Wake! (2007)

Patricia Tallman: Alisa Fox

Quotes 

• Alisa : Life is more than just gossip, Mother.

  Judith : That's absurd. Qhoever told you that should be shot. Gossip is publicity, and publicity is life.

• Alisa : I need you to show your respect today, whatever it takes.

  Judith : Respect? I never loved your father. What sort of respect could you possibly expect from me?

  Alisa : I know you loved him.

  Judith : [laughs]  Divorcing him and taking half his money was the best thing that ever happened to me. His dying was the second.

• Alisa : I love you, Jesse.

  Jesse : I know.

• Mandy : This better be good.

  Alisa : The pastries aren't here yet.

  Mandy : You dragged me away from the man who could very well be my future ex-husband to tell me your god-damned pastries aren't here yet?

• Mandy : The bakery completely fucked up your order.

  Alisa : What?

  Mandy : Don't ask, I was too busy yelling at that asshole to listen to what he was saying.

  Alisa : Oh shit, shit. What am I going to do?

  Mandy : They should be here in half an hour with a similar order. I threatened to go over and kick some ass if I wasn't happy.

• Judith : You look upset.

  Alisa : How many drinks did it take for you, Mother, to start caring about how I feel?

• Judith : Look how you talk to me. Is it any wonder we never get along?

  Alisa : I think it's difficult for you to get along with anybody.

  Judith : For your information, Drake and I get along just fine.

  Alisa : Of course you do. Both of you have the same taste in men.

• Alisa : My life is turning into an episode of Jerry Springer and I don't know what to do about it.

• Alisa : What would I do without you, Constance?

  Constance : You'd live in a pigsty, that's what.