For Pete's Wake! (2007)

Erinn Koch: Julia Fox

Quotes 

• Julia : I'm not like you, Mom. I won't sleep around with every guy that offers to buy me dinner or lets me snort some cocaine.

• Julia : I'm pregnant.

  Billy : What?

  Julia : I'm sorry, Billy.

  Bily : But... we're always so careful.

  Julia : I know, but condoms are only 99% effective.

  Billy : [shocked]  What?

  Julia : [defensively]  That's what the box says, anyway.