Vet hard (2005)
Menno Stijntjes: Dr. John
Quotes
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Dr. John : Hello, Mr. Mast. Does it hurt when I press here?
[presses]
Johan Mast : [screams, and punches the doctor]
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[Bennie talks to Dr. John, who is treating a moaning man]
Bennie : Hey. Hey, you. My father just told me he's been given up. And you say you can't do anything.
Dr. John : Not much. I'm afraid Mr. Mast is no longer a candidate for an organ donation.
Bennie : Come again?
Dr. John : Mr. Mast has a very poor condition and is already at an old age...
Bennie : Because he's had a tough life! I'd like to see you at that age!
[to the moaning man]
Bennie : When do you ever shut up, man! I'm talking to the doctor!
Dr. John : You don't understand. There just aren't enough donors.
Bennie : I can get a few accidentally run-over homeless bums here within an hour.
Dr. John : [laughs nervously] The donor must be of the same blood type, preferably a relative...
Bennie : [kicks the moaning man] *I* am a relative.