The Three Stooges (2012)

Brian Doyle-Murray: Monsignor Ratliffe

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• Mother Superior : [sees the Stooges beating up Monsignor Ratliffe and chases them away]  Get off of him! Off, off! Oh, I'm so sorry! Oopsie-daisy! Oh, oh, I'm so sorry! What are you doing?

  Larry : We caught this lounge lizard getting all handsy with the nuns!

  Mother Superior : This is no lounge lizard! He's here on official business.

  Curly : Official business? Why didn't you say so?

  Larry : [the Stooges take off their work uniforms, with boxer shorts, white shirts and bowties underneath; they clap and snap their fingers in rhythm]  Pick me, I'll clip your hedges!

  Moe : I'll hedge your clippers.

  Curly : I'll fetch your slippers.

  Moe : I'll scrub the stench right off them dentures!

  Monsignor Ratliffe : You idiots!

  [Msgr. Ratliffe slaps all three of them at once] 

  Monsignor Ratliffe : I'm not here to adopt!

  Mother Superior : This is Monsignor Ratliffe from the diocese.

  Moe : Oh, sorry about that, Señor Ratlips.

• Larry : Yeah, what's it gonna take to save this place?

  Monsignor Ratliffe : A lot of of this.

  [rubs fingers together, indicating money] 

  Larry : Oh. Well, that's doable. How many boogers we talking about?

  Monsignor Ratliffe : Not boogers; dollars, you moron!