'Weird Al' Yankovic: The Ultimate Video Collection (2003 Video)

'Weird Al' Yankovic: Self, Various

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• [intro to the Fat video] 

  Fat Man : Yo, home boy, where'ya been, man? We've been looking for you.

  Fat Man 2 : Yeah. We ain't seen you around Burger World lately! So where'ya been?

  Al : Oh, you know, around.

  Fat Man 1 : Want a piece of pizza? Think I got an extra piece around here somewhere...

  Al : No, that's okay, really.

  Fat Man 2 : Yo, Ding-Dong, man, Ding-Dong. Ding-Dong, yo!

  Al : No, thanks, really.

  Fat Man 3 : [shoving a burger in Al's face]  Yo, eat this, man. It's good for you.

  Al : I'm... not really very hungry right now...

  Fat Man 1 : Hey, man, what it is with you? You on some kind of diet?

  Fat Man 2 : Yeah! Is that what they teach you in that little sissy school of yours?

  Al : Back off me, man, back off!

  Fat Man 1 : The question is, are you fat, or what?

  Al : Just leave me alone!

  Fat Man 1 : I said are you fat?

  Al : Get off me, man! Stop it!

  Fat Man 1 : You ain't down with us no more! You ain't fat! You ain't fat!

  Al : You ain't fat! You ain't nothin'! YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'!