- Redmond: This is just like waterskiing. Except it's on concrete, and I'm flat on my back, and it's REALLY PAINFUL!
- Redmond: [as Spinx uses him to pummel enemies] And I thought being stamped with makeup was degrading.
- Redmond: I can't believe you just set me on fire! You literally set me aflame! Do you know how inappropriate that is?
- Scientist: Stop, in the name of science!