The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (TV Series)

Young Indiana Jones and the Scandal of 1920 (1993)

Sean Patrick Flanery: Indiana Jones

Quotes 

• Indiana Jones : Who are all these people?

  Kate : Writers, actors, painters, composers, anarchists, socialists. The usual village crowd. Do you know any of them?

  Indiana Jones : Me? No, no, I just snuck in for some free food. Whose party is this, anyway?

  Kate : Mine.

• Mack : As far as I'm concerned, you're an idiot.

  [louder] 

  Mack : What are you?

  Indiana Jones : I'm an idiot.

  Mack : Correct. Now open your idiot ears and follow me.

  [they walk through a door and go backstage] 

  Mack : Your job is to do all the idiot jobs that only an idiot wants to do. Like make the coffee, run the errands, scrape the stage.

• Indiana Jones : [about Gloria]  She looks... edible.

  George Gershwin : She should. Her old man owns the biggest meat packing plant in New Jersey.

• Mack : Excuse me, Mr. Jones, I just hate to disturb you, but your lunch date's arrived...

  Indiana Jones : But it's not even noon.

  Mack : [shouting]  And her damn limo is blocking half the damn street!

• Franklin Adams : Oh Mr. Jones, Tell me, have you forgiven your parents yet?

  Indiana Jones : What for?

  Franklin Adams : For naming you after the dullest state in the union.

  Indiana Jones : Actually, I named myself, after my dog.

• George Gershwin : Can't you at least give one of them up?

  Indiana Jones : But which one? Not Peggy... not Kate...

  George Gershwin : And not Gloria, her old man's backing the show!

• Alexander Woollcott : [passing his book around at the Round Table]  Handle it reverently, and with love. For what could possibly be more rare than a Woollcott first edition?

  Indiana Jones : A Woollcott second edition?