Fat Albert (2004)

Catero Alain Colbert: Lead Teen

Quotes 

• Dumb Donald : Are you ready? 'Cause when I buck-buck, you better duck-duck.

  Lead Teen : Are you gonna buck-buck, or are you just gonna talk talk?

  Dumb Donald : Buck buck number 6, Comin'!

  [runs and jumps on the pile] 

  Lead Teen : Yes! We held! Now we're the buck-buck champions!

  Bill : Hold on. We've still got one more guy.

  Lead Teen : Bring him out then.

  Bill : Come on out, Fa-a-a-at Albert! He loves to hear us call his name.

  Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?

  Lead Teen : Oh, no! Run! I got a bad back.

• [Russell looks through a handmade periscope while sitting on a tyre swing in the junkyard; the Lead Teen smacks the back of Russell's head; the periscope breaks] 

  Lead Teen : I talked it over with my boys, and we want a Buck-Buck rematch.

  Russell : You do?

  Lead Teen : Yeah. We gonna be the Buck-Buck champions of the world!

  Russell : You can't be.

  Lead Teen : Why not?

  Russell : Fat Albert and the guys aren't here right now.

  Lead Teen : You mean, you're here by yourself? You know what *that* means, right?

  Russell : No.

  Lead Teen : It means that me and my boys are gonna take over the junkyard!

  Russell : You can't do that! This is Fat Albert's junkyard!

  Lead Teen : Oh, yeah? Well, *I* don't see Fat Albert anywhere!

  Russell : Help! Help!

  [the Lead Teen pushes the tyre swing and catapults Russell high into the air; Russell lands on a mattress and runs away]