Kronk's New Groove (2005 Video)

David Spade: Kuzco

Quotes 

• Kuzco : [Appears dressed as Kronk's wife]  Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself into the movie? Nice.

• Kronk : Kuzco?

  Kuzco : What's up, hot stuff?

  Kronk : [Holds sign saying "Uh oh"] 

• Kuzco : At this point you're probably wondering, "Hey, where's that emperor guy?" Wella-wella-boom, baby! Kuzco here, coming to you live from the palace.

  Guards : Hail, Kuzco!

  Kuzco : Please, don't grovel, it's embarrasing. I'm not like that anymore. I'm a good guy now. Didn't you see the first movie?

  [Pulls out a giant poster for "Emperor's New Groove"] 

  Kuzco : Yay! A 50-foot me! I loved that movie because it was all about me. But now it's Kronk's turn in the limelight. So let me put it as simply as possible: This is his movie, not my movie. His movie, not mine. His, not mine. All right, everybody got it? Even the little ones? Good. So grab some popcorn, take a sippy-sip of your sip stuff, and enjoy. I'll be back later to check up on you. Now, action!