Boston Legal (2004–2008)

Rene Auberjonois: Paul Lewiston

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• Catherine Piper : Cookies, everyone! Nourishment is most important in the morning.

  Paul Lewiston : Who is this woman?

  Catherine Piper : Take two, Tara, you're a rail.

  Paul Lewiston : Who is this woman?

  Catherine Piper : The ones on the left have a little bran to help our older lawyers with their routine.

  Paul Lewiston : Who is this woman?

  Catherine Piper : I'm Catherine Piper. I'm Alan's new assistant. My, don't you have an interesting face.

  Paul Lewiston : We are in the middle of a staff meeting.

  Catherine Piper : No need to be snippy, dear. Especially since I come bearing treats. You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

  [to Lori] 

  Catherine Piper : You certainly made one... with all that bleach.

  Paul Lewiston : Ma'am, you will have to leave.

  Catherine Piper : I'm beginning to not like you.