- Dean Martin: What are you doing today?
- Ann-Margret: Same as everyday. I'll be practicing panting, pouting, and puckering.
- Dean Martin: Well, I thought we could pet, pinch, and poke.
- Ann-Margret: [as Autograph Annie, about Lucille Ball] Did you get her autograph?
- Lucille Ball: [as Celebrity Lu] Yeah, she's a cinch. I got ten of hers. Now I can trade them for one of Eve Arden's. Did you get it?
- Ann-Margret: [showing her autograph book] Yeah, I got it right here between Fay Bainter and Francis X. Bushman.
- Ann-Margret: [as Autograph Annie] Hey are you gonna sneak into that party after the premiere tonight?
- Lucille Ball: [as Celebrity Lu] Well, if I can fit it in. First there's John Wayne's barbecue at seven, then Herb Alpert's buffet and bullfight at eight.