Crash Twinsanity (2004 Video Game)

Alex Fernandez: Uka-Uka, Farmer Ernest

Quotes 

• Uka Uka : Free again! Who has released me?

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Mighty Uka Uka...

  Uka Uka : What! Can it be? Crash and Cortex? I don't know whether to kiss you... or kill you!

  [Crash puckers up] 

• Farmer Ernest : Oh, Crash. The farmer's market is tomorrow, and my wumpa trees won't grow, for my orchard is riddled with greedy worms. If you rid my land of these pests, I'll give you this Power Crystal.

  [Cortex blasts him and takes the crystal] 

  Dr. Neo Cortex : [to player]  I'm an evil scientist; what did you expect? This isn't a game.

• Aku-Aku : [about Cortex]  If we hand him over to the Evil Twins, perhaps they will spare us.

  Dr. Neo Cortex : But they'll kill me!

  Uka Uka : That's a risk I'm willing to take!

• Uka Uka : [about the Evil Twins]  Cortex! Who are these evil upstarts?

  Dr. Neo Cortex : I've ruined the lives of so many... I can't be expected to remember all of them.

  Uka Uka : Such a big head... such a tiny brain.

  Aku-Aku : If we hand him over to the Evil Twins, perhaps they will spare us.

  Dr. Neo Cortex : But they'll kill me!

  Uka Uka : That's a risk I'm willing to take!