Crash Twinsanity (2004 Video Game)
Quinton Flynn: Dr. N. Gin, Victor, Moritz, Penguin, Skunk
Quotes
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Victor the Evil Twin : [on Cortex's airship] So this is how the rich and the ugly fly.
Moritz the Evil Twin : Oh, hostess! Could I have another bag of those spicy peanuts?
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Dr. Neo Cortex : [to Crash] Meet your new, hydraulically-operated twin brother: Mecha Bandicoot!
[aside]
Dr. Neo Cortex : Now where was I?
Dr. N. Gin : Dr Cortex, you were magnificent!
Dr. Neo Cortex : Of course I was you fool!
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Victor the Evil Twin : Cower you fools before the awesome might of... the Evil Twins!
Dr. Neo Cortex : Aren't you two adorable? Let me see... I may have some choccy treats for you.
Moritz the Evil Twin : Oooh! Choccy treats!
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[a generic enemy skunk is walking in a repetitive pattern]
Skunk : [to Crash/player] Hey, hey, hey! Yeah, you! I've been doing this for ten stinkin' years! Back and forward, back and forward - AND I'M SICK OF IT! Well, I'm not gonna do it no more!
[the skunk stands up and crosses his front legs in disapproval. Crash spins him into a waiting pile of Nitro crates]
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Dr. Neo Cortex : Playtime is over! Victor! Moritz! Back in your cage, you naughty birds!
Victor the Evil Twin : WHAT AM I DOING? Curse my superior interlect. THAT'S IT, CORTEX! You wanna spend time and play with your precious pets? So be it...
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Dr. Neo Cortex : Come, we must begin preparations for...
[Doorbell rings from a mysterious door]
Dr. Neo Cortex : [to Crash] It's probably for you.
[Door opens and the Evil Twins return with Aku-Aku and Uka-Uka, using them as common masks]
Moritz the Evil Twin : Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat! Ha ha ha!
[Twins throw the masks at Crash and Cortex]
Victor the Evil Twin : Fools! You thought these two party toys could defeat us? We are masters of the infinite dimensions! With power over reality itself!
Moritz the Evil Twin : [Interrupts] And riches beyond imagination!
Dr. Neo Cortex : [Interested] Riches?
Victor the Evil Twin : Riches?
[Slaps Moritz in the back of the head]
Victor the Evil Twin : What's wrong with you? Always bringing up the riches!
[to Cortex]
Victor the Evil Twin : You don't remember us, do you, Doctor?
Dr. Neo Cortex : Should I?
Victor the Evil Twin : You ruined our lives! Allow us to return the favor.