Spider-Man 2 (I) (2004 Video Game)

Tobey Maguire: Peter Parker, Spider-Man

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• Spider-Man : Oh no! Dr. Connors' class! I got so caught up in what I was doing, I forgot all about it! He's gonna kill me.

• Man : Get a job.

  Spider-Man : If you only knew.

• Spider-Man : Doc, you don't want to hurt anyone!

  Dr. Otto Octavius : Oh you're wrong about that...

• Black Cat : Do you always chase girls that brush you off?

  Spider-Man : Only the naughty ones. I have standards after all.

• Spider-Man : Now we turn it up a notch... BAM!

• Spider-Man : [closing narration]  Mary Jane, the girl next door, the girl I love, and now, the girl waiting for me at the end of the day. Fate handed me amazing powers, and with those powers came a burden of responsibility. Somehow though, having her with me makes that burden lighter. Still, in the end, it's mine to bear. After all, there's still only one... Spider-Man!

• [Spider-Man sees Mysterio for the first time] 

  Spider-Man : Okay, I'll bite. How *did* the fishbowl get stuck on your head?

  Mysterio : Insolent human! You are no match for the power of Mysterio!

  Spider-Man : Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterios for breakfast.

• Peter Parker : I'm gonna be late for Dr. Conners Class.

• Spider-Man : Hi, my name is Spider-Man and I'll be your superhero today.

• Black Cat : Shouldn't you be helping some old lady across the street or something?

  Spider-Man : Nah, I already got that merit badge.

• Spider-Man : So, skin-tight leather. Doesn't that kinda chafe?

  Black Cat : You'll never find out, that's for sure.

• Quentin Beck : The laser is overheating? Stupid machine! Work! Work! Come on! Work!

  Spider-Man : Problems with your laser, Beck? I hear there are pills for that now.

• Mysterio : You will meet your end in my funhouse of doom!

  Spider-Man : I thought you were an alien.

  Mysterio : Silence!

• Spider-Man : Give it to me straight. Do I look fat in these tights?

• Spider-Man : Try not to run into my fist with your face.

• Spider-Man : Next time you ambush someone, check if he's a superhero first.

• Woman : Spidey, my purse!

  [Spider-Man returns the stolen purse to the Woman] 

  Spider-Man : Voila! One purse.

  Woman : I can't believe you helped me.

• [enters a gymnasium and sees crooks hiding inside] 

  Spider-Man : Huh. Hiding in a gym. How's that working out for you?

• [lands on the roof of a speeding stolen car] 

  Spider-Man : I have issues with carjackers.

• Spider-Man : I, uh, have to get back to my patrol. See you around.

  Mary Jane Watson : Yeah. Next time a bunch of thugs try to jump me.

  Spider-Man : It's a date.

• Man : Spidey, you da man!

  Spider-Man : No *you* da man.

• Woman : Spidey, you da man!

  Spider-Man : Uh, you da woman?

• Spider-Man : The whole city will be destroyed.

  Dr. Otto Octavius : Only you will be destroyed today, murderous pest.

• Spider-Man : [after falling in the water]  Nothing like a little New York water to clear out the sinuses.

• [as he fights a mirrored image of himself] 

  Spider-Man : There has to be a lawsuit here somewhere.

• Thug : We're turning the tables on you, Spider-Man!

  Spider-Man : [in mocked fear]  Oh, no! Please don't throw me in the briar patch!

• Spider-Man : The city I protect is New York City. It is my home, my playground, my responsibility.

• Man : Hey Spidey! Lookin' good!

  Spider-Man : Back at ya!

• Spider-Man : Hey, Mysterio! Does your Mothership know where you are?

• Mary Jane Watson : Peter! I'm so happy you made it.

  Peter Parker : Hey, I'm not always late.

• [after learning that people are stuck on a sinking boat] 

  Spider-Man : All right. I'll find some way to help them. Guess it's good this costume isn't Dry Clean Only.

• [Spider-Man gets onto the sinking boat and picks up a man with his webbing] 

  Spider-Man : Need a hand? Your boat seems to be sinking.

• [Spider-Man starts to beat up on a jewel thief] 

  Spider-Man : Aren't diamonds forever? Couldn't you have waited a day?

• [Spider-Man pushes the Change icon to switch clothes to become Peter Parker] 

  Peter Parker : All the world is my dressing room.

• Mary Jane Watson : Hey, you made it! It's great to see you.

  Peter Parker : It's great to see you, too.

• [Spider-Man starts to fight Doctor Octopus on top of a train] 

  Spider-Man : Mary Jane didn't do anything!

  Dr. Otto Octavius : Did Rosie do anything? Did she?

• [Spider-Man talks to a citizen] 

  Spider-Man : Is something wrong?

  Old Woman : Spider-Man, an armored car down the street is being robbed!

  [down the street, a Thug holds a gun at a Police Officer with his hands behind his head] 

  Police Officer : If I could just... reach... my utility belt!

  Thug : Give me a break!

• Spider-Man : [opening lines during view of the city]  This is my story. It's the usual thing: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy meets another girl, uh, but, I'm getting ahead of myself. Don't think my life is all flowers and romance though- I *wish*- more and more of my life is spent out here, fighting the worst the city has to offer. Sometimes it's a mugger, sometimes it's a bigger problem. This is the city I protect. New York City. It's my home, my playground, my responsibility.

• [looks around Mysterio's hideout] 

  Spider-Man : Look at this place. Let me guess. You're trying to make the cover of "Supervillain Decorator Monthly", right, Mysterio?

• [to Rhino] 

  Spider-Man : Which team's mascot are you, anyway?

• Spider-Man : [to Shocker]  How's the tire mascot gig working out?

• [to Shocker] 

  Spider-Man : Are you wearing a girdle?

• [Man returns to his stolen car damaged when Spider-Man stopped it] 

  Man : Oh, no!

  Spider-Man : Hey, you have the car back, right? Some people get so touchy about every little scratch.

• [Spider-Man crawls into an apartment through a window] 

  Spider-Man : Wow. Mysterio's hidden fortress looks just like an apartment.

  [Spider-Man walks to a wall and a bookcase slides open, revealing an open elevator doorway] 

  Spider-Man : A hidden door concealed by a bookcase? Mysterio, you brilliant fiend!

  [chuckles] 

• Black Cat : Give it a try. Take the weight of the world off your shoulders.

  Spider-Man : You don't understand. You don't know why I do this.

  Black Cat : What? Parents got killed by a mugger? Abducted by aliens? Sold you to the circus? It doesn't matter. Whatever the reasons, you can't change the past. What's done is done. You have to live for the present.

  Spider-Man : Hippie.

  Black Cat : [chuckles]  All right, fine. Don't cheer up. All I'm saying is you're going to get an ulcer or something.

• [while fighting robbers in a convenient store] 

  Spider-Man : This is not the right way to get a Slushy!

• [Spider-Man runs into a dance club hideout and finds a band of criminals inside] 

  Spider-Man : There are clubs in New York where the beautiful people hang out. This clearly is not one of them!

• [Spider-Man runs into a dance club hideout and finds a band of criminals inside] 

  Spider-Man : You guys must be the dancing fools I've heard about!

• [while fighting robbers in a convenient store] 

  Spider-Man : Hey, you're making this place less convenient!

• [while fighting robbers in a convenient store] 

  Spider-Man : I think you wanted the Stop and Rob down the street!

• Spider-Man : [after falling in the water]  Great, nothing better than a soaking wet costume. Ugh!

• Spider-Man : I think you zigged when you should have zagged.

• Spider-Man : [after falling in the water]  I need to be more careful, swimming definately doesn't suit me.

• Spider-Man : [after falling in the water]  Can't believe I got washed all the way over here.

• [as Spider-Man swings above the Statue of Liberty] 

  Mysterio : Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... so that I can enslave them all!

  [Mysterio laughs] 

  Spider-Man : ...Okay, that's just wrong.

• [as he fights a mirrored image of himself] 

  Spider-Man : Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself. No, seriously!

• [as he finds a hologram of Mysterio in the control room] 

  Spider-Man : A hologram. Why should I be surprised?

  Mysterio : You may have foiled my plans this time, Spider-Man. But I'll be back. I promise you that!

  [laughs] 

  Spider-Man : Uh-huh. Heard it before... about a million times.

• Rhino : Spider-Man, huh? Finally! I've been dying to see what you can do! Let's go! Ah, just try to break through my armor!

  [snorts] 

  Rhino : I'm gonna break your bones and make you cry for your mama!

  Spider-Man : Rhino. I'm gonna take a wild guess that you're strong, but dumb.

• Mary Jane Watson : [about her play]  Come *swing* by later and get the tickets.

  Peter Parker : [surprised]  What? Oh, yeah.

• Spider-Man : Wait! What's your name?

  Black Cat : Me? I'm Black Cat, and I just crossed your path. Now if you'll excuse me...

  [Black Cat flips off of the rooftop and leaves] 

  Spider-Man : Whoa.

  [Spider-Man jumps off the rooftop and swings away on a web rope] 

  Spider-Man : Black Cat, huh? Black Cat seems okay. Maybe a bit of an attitude, though. I wonder if there's a Mr. Black Cat. Oh, what am I thinking?

• Quentin Beck : I'm better than you, Spider-Man, and today, I'm going to prove it!

  Spider-Man : ...Your parents never hugged you, did they?

• Spider-Man : You missed your calling as a playground designer, Beck.

  Quentin Beck : And you missed yours as a rejected has-been, but that will be corrected soon enough!

  Spider-Man : Psychologists call that "rejection", Beck.

• Spider-Man : You're a sad little man, Beck.

  Quentin Beck : I know you are, but what am I?

  Spider-Man : ...I can't believe you just said that.

• [Spider-Man approaches a man in trouble] 

  Spider-Man : What's the matter?

  [Suddenly, several robbers stand behind the scared Man to challenge Spider-Man] 

  Man : Hey, Spidey! Is your refrigerator running? 'Cause I sure am!

  [the thugs charge at Spider-Man, but he fights them away easily] 

  Spider-Man : No, but I've got Prince Albert in a can!

  [Spider-Man notices some of the thugs trying to run off] 

  Spider-Man : Hey! Where're you going?

• [Spider-Man saves a man from falling off a building and sets him down on the floor] 

  Man : Oh, thank goodness. I was sure that was it for me.

  Spider-Man : Hey, would I let you down?

• [Spider-Man saves a man from falling from a building and sets him down on the ground] 

  Man : I'm saved! I can't believe it!

  Spider-Man : Oh, I'd never let anyone splat.

• Herman Schulz : Spider-Man! I don't know how you found me, but there's no way you're getting me this time!

  Spider-Man : Hey, Shocker. You look different somehow. Have you been reupholstered?

  Herman Schulz : Heh. Still a comedian, huh?

  Black Cat : Come on, Spider. Let's take this guy out.

• [Spider-Man hangs upside down on a web above three defeated muggers] 

  Spider-Man : You okay?

  Mary Jane Watson : Yeah. Great timing.

  [Spider-Man releases his web, lands on his feet and stands before Mary Jane] 

  Mary Jane Watson : What are you doing here?

  Spider-Man : You know me. Always hanging around.

• [Spider-Man steps into a gymnasium and sees several thugs ready to attack] 

  Spider-Man : Hi, guys.

  [in mock Austrian accent] 

  Spider-Man : I'm here to beat you up!

• [Spider-Man lands on the roof of a stolen car and starts pounding on it to get the driver to stop] 

  Spider-Man : This bugging you? I'm not touching you!

• [Spider-Man crouches beside a webbed-up Shocker and holds up his head to see Black Cat walk off] 

  Spider-Man : She's pretty amazing, don't you think, Shock?

  Herman Schulz : [groans]  I think my career just hit a new low.

  Spider-Man : Ah. Who cares what you think?

• Black Cat : Nice night for a little swing through the city, isn't it?

  Spider-Man : I don't get you. Last time you were an ice queen, but now you're friendly. Make up your mind!

  Black Cat : It's called a woman's perogative. It's in the rule book. Look it up!

• [Spider-Man lands on the roof of a speeding car and proceeds to pound it] 

  Spider-Man : You need to pull over and calm down!

  [the damaged car stops and the driver gets out to look at the damages] 

  Man : Oh, no! Why did you have to wreck my car?

  Spider-Man : Don't drive angry.

• [Spider-Man lands on the roof of a speeding car and pounds it] 

  Spider-Man : Stop, before someone gets hurt!

  [the damaged car stops and the driver gets out to see the damage] 

  Man : My car!

  Spider-Man : Hey, I told you to stop!

• [Spider-Man lands on the roof of a speeding car and pounds it] 

  Spider-Man : You need to pull over and calm down!

  [the damaged car stops and the driver gets out to look at the damage] 

  Man : How am I going to explain this?

  Spider-Man : Maybe you'll think about that the next time you decide to flip out.

• [Spider-Man talks to a citizen] 

  Spider-Man : What's the matter?

  Woman : Oh, no! The boat is sinking!

  [Nearby, several people are standing on a sinking boat and they wave their arms] 

  Man : It was only supposed to be a three hour tour! A three hour tour!

  [Spider-Man runs off to the boat] 

  Spider-Man : This looks like a job for... some kind of *swimming* super hero, but since none are around, I guess I'll have to do it.

• [Spider-Man picks up a wounded man with his webbing and swings off on a web-rope to take him to the hospital] 

  Spider-Man : Try not to puke, okay?

• [Spider-Man picks up a wounded Old Woman with his webbing and he swings off on a web-rope to take her to the hospital] 

  Spider-Man : I know swinging isn't super-relaxing, but, uh, try to... relax.

• [while fighting the Shocker] 

  Spider-Man : I've been meaning to ask. How's your absorbency compared with the leading brand?

• Spider-Man : I can't see you any more.

  Black Cat : Miraculous blindness?

• Spider-Man : Rhino is that a horn on your head or are you just happy to see me?