Evan Almighty (2007)

Morgan Freeman: God

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Quotes 

• God : Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?

• God : How do we change the world?

  Evan Baxter : One single act of random kindness at a time.

  God : [spoken while writing A-R-K on ground with a stick]  One Act, of, Random, Kindness.

• Congressmen : [reciting the Pledge]  I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America, and to the Republic, for which it stands-

  [God suddenly appears right next to Evan] 

  God : One Nation, under Me, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

  [looks at Evan] 

  God : How long you wanna do this son? I've got all eternity.

  [Evan faints on spot] 

• [Evan is driving to work] 

  Evan Baxter : I am successful, I am powerful, I am handsome, and I am happy. Sucessful, powerful, handsome-

  [Looks into rearview, and sees God in the back seat, having just appeared out of nowhere] 

  Evan Baxter : AAGGGHHHHH! AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

  God : [smiling]  Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.

  Evan Baxter : How did you get in here? D'ah! I'm calling the cops.

  God : No wait. Look-look-look. There's one right there.

  [Points to a motorcycle cop on the shoulder. Evan rolls down his window] 

  Evan Baxter : Officer! Officer! Carjacker, carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car!

  [the officer turns his head, revealing that he is God] 

  Officer "God" : Careful pulling out. Pedestrian in the crosswalk.

  [Evan turns around. God has vanished from there. He looks and sees God crossing the street, and in the car behind him, honking for him to move] 

• God : I now issue a new commandment: Thou shalt do the dance.

• Evan Baxter : Do I know you?

  God : Not as much as I'd like.

• God : [on a piece of paper]  Ask, and you receive.