Shrek the Third (2007)

Amy Sedaris: Cinderella

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Quotes 

• Cinderella : [after hearing the Puss and Donkey speak after changing bodies]  I don't get it.

  Snow White : The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?

• Cinderella : [whispering to Fiona about her present]  It's for the poopies!

  Sleeping Beauty : Ew! Wait, babies poop?

  Rapunzel : Everybody poops, Beauty!

• Cinderella : Oh, Fiona, won't you please open mine first? It's the one in front.

  Princess Fiona : [reads the card]  "Congratulations on your new mess maker..." oh, 'mess maker.'

  [laughs] 

  Princess Fiona : "Hopefully this helps. Love, Cinderella."

• [at Fiona's baby shower, a group of birds gently place a flowered wreath on Fiona's head] 

  Cinderella : Stunning.

  Snow White : Look at you.

  Rapunzel : Wow.

  Snow White : Look you darling.

  Sleeping Beauty : Just precious. Look at her.

  Rapunzel : So, have you had any cravings since you've been pregnant?

  Princess Fiona : [with her mouth full of cake]  No, not at all.

  [sniffs] 

  Princess Fiona : Do you smell ham?

• Princess Fiona : [turns to Snow White's present]  Who's this one from?

  Snow White : I got you the biggest one because I love you the most.

  Princess Fiona : [reads the card]  "Have one on me. Love, Snow White."

  [she pulls the string, opening the box to reveal a dwarf] 

  Princess Fiona : "Um, what is it?

  Snow White : [laughs]  He's a live-in babysitter.

  Nanny Dwarf : Where's the baby?

  Princess Fiona : You're too kind, Snow, but I can't accept this.

  Snow White : Think nothing of it. I've got six more at home.

  Princess Fiona : What does he do?

  Cinderella : The cleaning.

  Snow White : The feeding.

  Nanny Dwarf : The burping.

• Snow White : [pacing back and forth]  Have we had just stayed put like I suggested, we could be sipping tea out of little heart-shaped cups...

  Cinderella : [scrubbing the floor]  Yeah... yeah, heart-shaped cups.

  Snow White : And eating crumpets smothered with loganberries.

  Cinderella : Yeah... loganberries.

  Snow White : [stops pacing]  Shut up, Cindy.

  Cinderella : Yeah, shut up.

  Cinderella's Reflection : No, *you* shut up.

  Cinderella : Just stay out of this.

  Snow White : Who cares who's "running the kingdom" anyway?

  Princess Fiona : *I* care.

  Queen Lillian : And you all should care, too.

• Cinderella : [walking through the sewers]  Oh, this place is filthy. I feel like a hobo.