Shrek the Third (2007)

Conrad Vernon: Gingerbread Man, Rumplestiltskin, Headless Horseman

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Quotes 

• Donkey : Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!

  Pinocchio : But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.

  Gingerbread Man : As I recall, it was Team Awesome.

  Wolf : I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.

  Donkey : Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.

• Gingy : [At Fiona's baby shower, giving her a baby carrier]  The baby's gonna love it because I do!

• Gingy : [to Prince Charming]  The only thing you're ever gonna be king of, is king of the stupids!

• Artie : If there's something you want to do, or someone you really want to be, then the only one standing in your way... is you.

  Rumplestiltskin : Me?

  Guard #1 : Get him, lads!

• Headless Horseman : I've always wanted to play the flute.

• Prince Charming : Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White and then what happened?

  Evil Queen : Oh, what's it to you?

  Prince Charming : They left you the unfairest of them all. And now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal. How does that feel?

  Evil Queen : [feels remorseful]  Pretty unfair.

  Prince Charming : [to Stromboli]  And you! You're star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father.

  Puppet Master : [depressed]  I hate that little wooden puppet.

  Prince Charming : And Hook... need I say more?

  [Hook backs off, feeling insecure about his appendage] 

  Prince Charming : And you! Frumpy-pigskin.

  Rumplestiltskin : Rumplestiltskin.

  Prince Charming : Where's that first-born you were promised?

  [Rumpelstiltskin caresses a pacifier tattoo on his forearm; turns to Mabel] 

  Prince Charming : Mabel, remember how you couldn't get your little fat foot into that tiny glass slipper?

  [Mabel sighs] 

  Prince Charming : Cinderella is in Far Far Away right now, eating bonbons, cavorting with every little last fairy-tale creature that has EVER done you wrong!

  [turns his attention to the villains] 

  Prince Charming : Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers. But there are two sides to every story. And our side has not been told. So who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once? Who wants their happily ever after?

  [the villains cheer rowdily, but then start to have a big brawl in the pub. Charming looks and drinks his Fuzzy Navel] 

• Gingerbread Man : Ew! This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theater.

  Pinocchio : Me too.

  [his nose grows] 

• Princess Fiona : What are Shrek and I supposed to do?

  Rapunzel : Well, now you'll have plenty of time to work on your marriage.

  Princess Fiona : Gee, thanks Rapunzel, and what's that suppose to mean?

  Rapunzel : Oh, come on now, Fiona. You know what happens.

  [Cinderella prods Sleeping Beauty] 

  Sleeping Beauty : [wakes up]  Huh? You're tired all the time.

  Snow White : You'll start letting yourself go.

  Gingy : Stretch marks.

  Rapunzel : Say goodbye to romance.

  [Dragon nods in agreement] 

  Princess Fiona : Um sorry... but how many of you have kids?

  Doris : She's right. A baby is only gonna strengthen the love that Shrek and Fiona have. How did Shrek react when you told him? Tell me!

  Princess Fiona : Well, when he first found out, Shrek said...

  [get interrupted when Dragon alerts them]