Pledge This! (2006)

Kerri Kenney: Kathy Johnson

Quotes 

• Kathy Johnson : Why don't we just buy some condoms and jerk off some homeless guys. Oh, like that didn't occur to anyone else?

• Eddie Johnson : I don't understand why you are doing this.

  Kathy Johnson : I just can't live with you anymore. So, I'm going back to college.

  Eddie Johnson : But why do you want to move here when you live in Coral Beach? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm sorry?

  Kathy Johnson : Sorry doesn't cut it. Ever since you decided to park your car in someone else's garage. And by car, I mean cock!

  Daughter : Mommy, what's a...

  Eddie Johnson : [interrupting]  It's a rooster.