Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas (2006)

Patrick Fugit: Bickford Shmeckler

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• Bickford Shmeckler : Everything is awesome. Fundamentally.

• Bickford Shmeckler : We exist in this narrow band of perception. It makes something as simple as just thinking clearly, frankly, impossible.

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  Bickford Shmeckler : That's too eloquent not to be true!

• Bill : What's the cool idea?

  Bickford Shmeckler : A unified theory of everything. It's not a big deal.

• Spaceman : You disappeared on us.

  Bickford Shmeckler : Yeah. I constantly disappear and reappear, it's a thing I do, sub-atomically. It's happened several times in this conversation already, but it happens so fast that you couldn't perceive it.

• Bickford Shmeckler : I'm involved in a herculean struggle for sanity here, Sarah. I don't have time to deal with your pithy, uh... pith.

  Sarah Witt : Quit punishing yourself for being a virgin. It's the human condition, we were all born virgins! Maybe you're just a late bloomer. I was born a virgin too, you know.