Catscratch (TV Series 2005–2007) Poster

(2005–2007)

Wayne Knight: Mr. Blik, Blik Robot, Chicken Harold, Donkey, Granny

Quotes 

  • Mr. Blick : I have an idea!

    Waffle : I have an idea, too!

    Mr. Blick : What's your idea?

    Waffle : To listen to your idea!

  • Mr. Blick : The Kraken ate my tail!

  • Gordon : I'm attempting to train bacon to walk. Imagine it, Blik: a world where bacon could walk straight into your mouth.

    Waffle : Hello, Mr. Blik!

    Mr. Blik : [jumps in surprise]  Waffle! Where were you? I was sopping wet.

    Gordon : And after you've finished with Blik, I need you to wash the pants I made for my bacon.

  • Mr. Blik : Mission Control, set up at the park for the cookoff. The catstronauts will meet you there.

    Hovis : Oh... you're coming back?

  • Mr. Blik : [to Katilda]  Who are you, She-Cat? You, who fell into my arms with nary a clue. Be you angel? Princess?

    Gordon : Long-haul trucker?

  • Mr. Blick : Look!

    Waffle : [gasps]  A finger!

  • Mr. Blick : Hovis! My important hat!

    Hovis : And what hat would that be, sir?

    Mr. Blick : The one that lets everyone know what I am!

    [gives him a beanie with spinning top] 

  • Mr. Blick : Soon enough I will fulfill my dream of going to China. Land of the geisha.

    Waffle : That's Japan.

    Mr. Blick : Land of miso soup.

    Waffle : That's Japan.

    Mr. Blick : Land of cherry trees.

    Waffle : That's still Japan.

    Mr. Blick : Ah, China.

  • Mr. Blick : It's not always about winning, Waffle. It's about beating the other losers!

  • Mr. Blick : [to Chumpy Chums, sweetly at first]  Chumpy Chums, neighbors, let's see, we worked hard, played fair, and we *creamed* you! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Zinga!

    [he begins to roll on the ground and pull on his tongue so that the rest of his body parts sink into his body] 

  • Mr. Blick : Whoa! Whoa! Where do you think you're going, dipmaster?

  • Giant Squid : Gordon Quid, you have defeated me in battle. therefore, as per the rules of the sea, I am obligated to grant you one wish.

    Gordon : Mighty Kraken, I wish for a new tail!

    Giant Squid : So be it.

    Gordon : Wait! I wish for a new tail for my brother... Mr. Blik.

    Mr. Blick : Gordon, are you sure about this?

    Gordon : Take it, Blik. I realize now I don't need a big bushy tail to prove I'm a whole cat.

    Mr. Blick : I don't know what to say except...

    [he points to his behind] 

    Mr. Blick : Right there, baby! Zap away!

    [he gets zapped and gets his tail back] 

    Mr. Blick : Ohh, did you miss me?

    Giant Squid : You are a brave opponent, Gordon Quid. Maybe someday, we will meet again in battle. Until then, heigh-ho, Kraken!

    [he floats up to the sky] 

    Gordon : Heigh-ho, Kraken!

  • Mr. Blick : Remember this historic moment, boys, 'cause we're going to the moon!

    Waffle : Woo-hoo! Zero-G basketball! Pop a wheelie!

    Hovis : Have fun, boys.

    Mr. Blick : Hovis, from now on, you shall refer to us as catstronauts.

    Hovis : That sounds painful.

  • Mr. Blick : [pulling on the service bell]  Hovis! Someone answer the bell! Hovis!

    [Hovis falls on Mr. Blik from above] 

    Mr. Blick : Hovis, where were you?

    Hovis : Fixing the bell.

  • Gordon : Now what's the moral of this story?

    Mr. Blick : To get rocks from the moon so I can win the cook-off!

    Waffle : I thought it was never trust a seal lady.

  • Mr. Blik : How did this happen?

    Gordon : Well, it wasn't us, Blik. I was preparin' the food, and Waffle was making dip.

    Waffle : Right. Green cookbook, blue room.

    Gordon : Right.

    [pause] 

    Gordon : Laddie, I said *blue* cookbook, *green* room. Green cookbook, blue room is... *The Scottish Book of the Dead!*

    Waffle : Oh. That explains the long and mysterious incantation with sour cream.

  • Gordon : [reminiscing about Mrs. Cramdilly]  Do you remember when she found us, curled up with our ma in the laundry hamper?

    Mrs. Cramdilly : [in a flashback]  My, look at you, so brave and proud!

    Gordon : That was the day *I* became her favorite.

    Mr. Blik : *You?* Her favorite? Hah! *I* was the favorite. It was me.

    Waffle : Nuh-uh. I was. She let me sleep on her head!

  • Mr. Blick : [the two are dressed as a unicorn, and Waffle is dropping eggs]  What are you doing?

    Waffle : I'm laying eggs. It's so we can find our way back!

    Mr. Blick : Unicorns don't lay eggs!

    Waffle : Oh, yeah? And how do *you* know?

    Mr. Blick : Because *I'm* in the head. It's where the brains are. Now come on!

  • [Mr. Blick pulls on the ship's wheel and Waffle pulls on the other end] 

    Waffle : I'm not leaving without Gordon! It's my ship too!

    Mr. Blick : Well, I'm taking control of it; it's called Mutiny!

    Waffle : Well, if you can mutiny, so can I. I mutiny, mutiny!

    Mr. Blick : Then I mutiny, mutiny, mutiny!

    Waffle : Then I mutiny, mutiny, mutiny, mutiny!

    [both continue to shout "mutiny" over and over] 

  • [the race has begun and Waffle idles at the starting line] 

    Mr. Blick : Go, Waffle, go!

    Gordon : Waffle!

    Waffle : Gotta be safe with my little newt buddy on board.

    Mr. Blick : Go, go go! Waffle, come on!

    Gordon : Forget the newt!

    Waffle : Safety first for my little newty newt newt.

  • Gordon : I'm afraid the right, sweet root beer has slipped out of our tiny paws. I mean it's not like we can dress up as girls and crash the party.

    Mr. Blick : Yeah... unless, we dress up as girls and crash the party!

    Waffle : Then we can play *beauty salon makeover*!

    [giggles giddily] 

    Mr. Blick : Gordon, bag of bees.

    Gordon : Aye, bag of bees.

    [Gordon hands Mr. Blick a bag of bees, Mr. Blik shakes the bag, and sticks it on Waffle's head] 

    Waffle : Hello, bees, how are you?

    [Bees sting Waffle, sending Waffle screaming in pain] 

  • Mr. Blick : Well, Waffle, I hope you've learned something from all this.

    Waffle : I have, Mr. Blick. I guess I should just be myself and not who others want me to be.

    Gordon : But, laddie, no-one wanted you to be a dog.

    Waffle : Oh, well I guess I didn't learn anything then. *Splee*!

  • Gordon : He's gone. Waffle has run off. Do you think he can survive out there all alone?

    Mr. Blick : Are you kidding? A sack of ham stands a better chance.

  • Hovis : Might I suggest a better way?

    Mr. Blick : Better ways are for saps.

  • Mr. Blik : I call my kingdom... Blikland!

    Gordon : And I call my kingdom... Gordontown!

    Waffle : And I call my kingdom... Gordontown!

See also

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