Catscratch (2005–2007)

Maurice LaMarche: Hovis, Luther, Kraken, Mrs. Cramdilly, Vet, Adult Man, Allergic Man, Announcer, Bootsie, Crowd Member, Dragon Rider, Head #2, Judge, Manager, Mitchell, Old Scotty, Old Stinky, Pa, Person #1, Pet Shop Owner, Quebafarb, Queen Kraken, Scotty, Signhanger, Troll, Uncle Barky, Worm Creature

Quotes 

• Mr. Blik : Mission Control, set up at the park for the cookoff. The catstronauts will meet you there.

  Hovis : Oh... you're coming back?

• Mr. Blick : Hovis! My important hat!

  Hovis : And what hat would that be, sir?

  Mr. Blick : The one that lets everyone know what I am!

  [gives him a beanie with spinning top] 

• Giant Squid : Gordon Quid, you have defeated me in battle. therefore, as per the rules of the sea, I am obligated to grant you one wish.

  Gordon : Mighty Kraken, I wish for a new tail!

  Giant Squid : So be it.

  Gordon : Wait! I wish for a new tail for my brother... Mr. Blik.

  Mr. Blick : Gordon, are you sure about this?

  Gordon : Take it, Blik. I realize now I don't need a big bushy tail to prove I'm a whole cat.

  Mr. Blick : I don't know what to say except...

  [he points to his behind] 

  Mr. Blick : Right there, baby! Zap away!

  [he gets zapped and gets his tail back] 

  Mr. Blick : Ohh, did you miss me?

  Giant Squid : You are a brave opponent, Gordon Quid. Maybe someday, we will meet again in battle. Until then, heigh-ho, Kraken!

  [he floats up to the sky] 

  Gordon : Heigh-ho, Kraken!

• Mr. Blick : Remember this historic moment, boys, 'cause we're going to the moon!

  Waffle : Woo-hoo! Zero-G basketball! Pop a wheelie!

  Hovis : Have fun, boys.

  Mr. Blick : Hovis, from now on, you shall refer to us as catstronauts.

  Hovis : That sounds painful.

• Gordon : Hovis, have you ever had a strong longing for something but thought it would never come true?

  [behind them, Mr. Blik falls off a ladder] 

  Hovis : It just did.

• Mr. Blick : [pulling on the service bell]  Hovis! Someone answer the bell! Hovis!

  [Hovis falls on Mr. Blik from above] 

  Mr. Blick : Hovis, where were you?

  Hovis : Fixing the bell.

• Gordon : [reminiscing about Mrs. Cramdilly]  Do you remember when she found us, curled up with our ma in the laundry hamper?

  Mrs. Cramdilly : [in a flashback]  My, look at you, so brave and proud!

  Gordon : That was the day *I* became her favorite.

  Mr. Blik : *You?* Her favorite? Hah! *I* was the favorite. It was me.

  Waffle : Nuh-uh. I was. She let me sleep on her head!

• Hovis : I asked for toast.

  Gordon : Yes, well, a little problem with the toaster.

  [Gordon screams as the toaster short-circuits and blows up part of the house] 

• Hovis : Might I suggest a better way?

  Mr. Blick : Better ways are for saps.

• Gordon : Finished! It's the world's most beautiful lime-gelatin sculpture of a Human Kimberly ever!

  Hovis : I'm sure of that. Best two weeks of my life.