Catscratch (2005–2007)

Rob Paulsen: Gordon, Boy with Crutch, Commander, Commodore Nougat, Computer Voice, Crowd Member, Geek, Gordon Robot, Hillbilly Uncle, Little Boy, Man, Man in Crowd, Person #2, Randall, Slug Child, Snooty Woman, TV Vase Salesman, Tapestry Bear, Toy, Zinkogorb

Quotes 

• Gordon : I'm attempting to train bacon to walk. Imagine it, Blik: a world where bacon could walk straight into your mouth.

  Waffle : Hello, Mr. Blik!

  Mr. Blik : [jumps in surprise]  Waffle! Where were you? I was sopping wet.

  Gordon : And after you've finished with Blik, I need you to wash the pants I made for my bacon.

• Mr. Blik : [to Katilda]  Who are you, She-Cat? You, who fell into my arms with nary a clue. Be you angel? Princess?

  Gordon : Long-haul trucker?

• Gordon : That trip to China is mine. Land of the samurai.

  Waffle : That's Japan.

  Gordon : Of Mount Fuji.

  Waffle : That's Japan.

  Gordon : Land of French fries.

  Waffle : That's... Canada?

• Giant Squid : Gordon Quid, you have defeated me in battle. therefore, as per the rules of the sea, I am obligated to grant you one wish.

  Gordon : Mighty Kraken, I wish for a new tail!

  Giant Squid : So be it.

  Gordon : Wait! I wish for a new tail for my brother... Mr. Blik.

  Mr. Blick : Gordon, are you sure about this?

  Gordon : Take it, Blik. I realize now I don't need a big bushy tail to prove I'm a whole cat.

  Mr. Blick : I don't know what to say except...

  [he points to his behind] 

  Mr. Blick : Right there, baby! Zap away!

  [he gets zapped and gets his tail back] 

  Mr. Blick : Ohh, did you miss me?

  Giant Squid : You are a brave opponent, Gordon Quid. Maybe someday, we will meet again in battle. Until then, heigh-ho, Kraken!

  [he floats up to the sky] 

  Gordon : Heigh-ho, Kraken!

• Gordon : Hovis, have you ever had a strong longing for something but thought it would never come true?

  [behind them, Mr. Blik falls off a ladder] 

  Hovis : It just did.

• Gordon : Now what's the moral of this story?

  Mr. Blick : To get rocks from the moon so I can win the cook-off!

  Waffle : I thought it was never trust a seal lady.

• Mr. Blik : How did this happen?

  Gordon : Well, it wasn't us, Blik. I was preparin' the food, and Waffle was making dip.

  Waffle : Right. Green cookbook, blue room.

  Gordon : Right.

  [pause] 

  Gordon : Laddie, I said *blue* cookbook, *green* room. Green cookbook, blue room is... *The Scottish Book of the Dead!*

  Waffle : Oh. That explains the long and mysterious incantation with sour cream.

• Gordon : [reminiscing about Mrs. Cramdilly]  Do you remember when she found us, curled up with our ma in the laundry hamper?

  Mrs. Cramdilly : [in a flashback]  My, look at you, so brave and proud!

  Gordon : That was the day *I* became her favorite.

  Mr. Blik : *You?* Her favorite? Hah! *I* was the favorite. It was me.

  Waffle : Nuh-uh. I was. She let me sleep on her head!

• [the race has begun and Waffle idles at the starting line] 

  Mr. Blick : Go, Waffle, go!

  Gordon : Waffle!

  Waffle : Gotta be safe with my little newt buddy on board.

  Mr. Blick : Go, go go! Waffle, come on!

  Gordon : Forget the newt!

  Waffle : Safety first for my little newty newt newt.

• Hovis : I asked for toast.

  Gordon : Yes, well, a little problem with the toaster.

  [Gordon screams as the toaster short-circuits and blows up part of the house] 

• Gordon : I'm afraid the right, sweet root beer has slipped out of our tiny paws. I mean it's not like we can dress up as girls and crash the party.

  Mr. Blick : Yeah... unless, we dress up as girls and crash the party!

  Waffle : Then we can play *beauty salon makeover*!

  [giggles giddily] 

  Mr. Blick : Gordon, bag of bees.

  Gordon : Aye, bag of bees.

  [Gordon hands Mr. Blick a bag of bees, Mr. Blik shakes the bag, and sticks it on Waffle's head] 

  Waffle : Hello, bees, how are you?

  [Bees sting Waffle, sending Waffle screaming in pain] 

• Mr. Blick : Well, Waffle, I hope you've learned something from all this.

  Waffle : I have, Mr. Blick. I guess I should just be myself and not who others want me to be.

  Gordon : But, laddie, no-one wanted you to be a dog.

  Waffle : Oh, well I guess I didn't learn anything then. *Splee*!

• Gordon : He's gone. Waffle has run off. Do you think he can survive out there all alone?

  Mr. Blick : Are you kidding? A sack of ham stands a better chance.

• Mr. Blik : I call my kingdom... Blikland!

  Gordon : And I call my kingdom... Gordontown!

  Waffle : And I call my kingdom... Gordontown!

• Gordon : Finished! It's the world's most beautiful lime-gelatin sculpture of a Human Kimberly ever!

  Hovis : I'm sure of that. Best two weeks of my life.