- Oderus Urungus: [after the Aliens spray Oderus' Sperm sample on Slymenstra Hymen] Smells like Sperm up here tonight! Smells like MY Sperm! I love that smell!
- Slymenstra Hymen: [feeling ill, and her vision starts to get blurry] Oh my God, not that!
- Oderus Urungus: Looks like you got Spermed on!
- Slymenstra Hymen: No, it just isn't true! Oderus, when was the last time YOU were tested?
- Oderus Urungus: Hey, why do I need a test for AIDS, when I already got AIDS? YOU need a test baby!
- Slymenstra Hymen: YOU have RUINED me!
- Oderus Urungus: I'm sorry I raped him, I'm sorry I raped our baby, but here, I bought you this nice purse.
- Slymenstra Hymen: [Starts hitting him with the purse] This purse aint shit, where'd ya get it, K-Mart?
- Oderus Urungus: I bought it at... Wal-Mart!
- Slymenstra Hymen: You cheap shit! You know Oderus, I believe you will never know how to please a real Woman.
- Oderus Urungus: Well, that's alright, cause... I aint no Woman.
- Oderus Urungus: [the Aliens are about to extract a Sperm sample from Oderus] Yes, this excites me sexually... to pretend that I am a Fireman.
- Oderus Urungus: [Slymenstra shows up on stage pregnant] Hey baby, you look fat, you look as if you're pregnant.
- Slymenstra Hymen: Well geez, I wonder... WHO'S it IS!
- Oderus Urungus: Well, I can't possibly recall getting you pregnant, so...
- Slymenstra Hymen: Excuse me, but remember that Alien Sex-Toy you were just playing with earlier?
- Oderus Urungus: Oh yeah, the one that... blew me.
- Slymenstra Hymen: [Loud tone] ... and the one that knocked me up!