Hot Fuzz (2007)
Paddy Considine: DS Andy Wainwright
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Quotes
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DS Andy Wainwright : You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright : Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel : Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright : Farmers.
Nicholas Angel : Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright : Farmers' mums.
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[at the scene of Leslie Tiller's death]
Sergeant Tony Fisher : Hang about, hang about... you're saying this wasn't an accident?
[Angel grimaces and drops money into the swear box]
Nicholas Angel : Leslie Tiller was FUCKING murdered!
DS Andy Cartwright : Just like Tim Messenger?
Nicholas Angel : Yes!
DS Andy Wainwright : George Merchant?
Nicholas Angel : Yes!
DS Andy Cartwright : And Eve Draper?
Nicholas Angel : Yes!
DS Andy Wainwright : Martin Blower?
Nicholas Angel : No, actually.
DS Andy Cartwright : Really?
Nicholas Angel : [shouts] 'COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!
[Danny drops a coin into the swear box]
Nicholas Angel : Thank you, Danny!
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Nicholas Angel : What's the situation?
DS Andy Wainwright : Two blokes and a fuck-load of cutlery!
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DS Andy Wainwright : Angel! Don't go being a twat, now.
Nicholas Angel : I wouldn't give you the satisfaction!
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DS Andy Wainwright : It's all right, Andy! It's just bolognaise!
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[Andy takes a swig of beer, leaving a "moustache" of froth on his moustache]
Nicholas Angel : You've got a moustache.
DS Andy Wainwright : ...I know.
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[Doris knocks down a female shop assistant with a yellow "Slippery floor" sign]
DS Andy Wainwright : Nice one, Doris.
PC Doris Thatcher : Nothing like a bit of girl on girl!
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Nicholas Angel : In the meantime, why don't you check out a few of Martin Blower's clients?
DS Andy Wainwright : Martin Blower represents damn near most of the village. Do you want us to go through the whole phone book?
DS Andy Cartwright : Yeah, we'll put a call in to Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?
Nicholas Angel : Please, don't be childish. At least consider interviewing the widow. Martin Blower was clearly having an affair with Eve Draper.
DS Andy Wainwright : Ohh, and how did you establish that?
Danny Butterman : [pounds table] 'Cause we sat through three hours of so-called acting last night, and the kiss was the only convincing moment in it.
DS Andy Wainwright : All right, pipe down, biggun'.
DS Andy Cartwright : Here, what else you got, Crockett and Tubby?
Nicholas Angel : Skid marks.
DS Andy Wainwright : Now who's being childish?
Nicholas Angel : There were no skid marks at the scene! Doesn't it seem a little strange that Martin Blower would lose control of his car and not think to apply the brakes?
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DS Andy Wainwright : What are you thinking? Foul play? Maybe...
[to Danny and Nicholas]
DS Andy Wainwright : We're just hoping to talk to the last people to see Mr Merchant alive. Namely a Sergeant Knickerless Ass-wipe and Cuntstable Fanny Batterbum.
Danny Butterman : [smiling] Hey, that's us!
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Simon Skinner : I'm afraid my nickname of 'Sissy' is a revelation only to yourself. My teenage years studying ballet are well known.
DS Andy Wainwright : Yeah, Sissy Skinner. What a gaylord!
Simon Skinner : Thank you, Andrew.
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Nicholas Angel : [investigating Tim Messenger's murder] Did you find anything?
DS Andy Wainwright : Yeah, I looked at my watch, and I found out that it's way past time to stop working and that I should be at the pub!