- Deputy Bob: I don't like baloney. Now, fried baloney is OK.
- Sheriff Doug Brag: Uh-huh.
- Deputy Bob: Hey, that looks like a skunk ape.
- Dr. Josephine Lawrence: I can't find anything physiologically wrong with her, not without a full lab work-up. My guess is some kind of traumatic shock.
- Deputy Tillis Fogarty: What could cause something like this?
- Dr. Josephine Lawrence: Something traumatic, most of the time.