Everyone's Hero (2006)

William H. Macy: Lefty Maginnis

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Quotes 

• Napoleon Cross : [screams]  What?

  Lefty Maginnis : Mr. Cross, it's Lefty.

  Napoleon Cross : Lefty, my boy, the plan is working. The Series is virtually in the bag. Where are you?

  Lefty Maginnis : Where am I? I'm on the... I'm on the phone in Toledo, Ohio. I... I just needed to change trains.

  Napoleon Cross : Do you have the at-bay with you?

  Lefty Maginnis : The bat is... It's on its way to Chicago, boss.

  Napoleon Cross : If the bat's on its way, but you're in Toledo, I'm feeling like you're not being completely honest with me, Lefty. You don't have the bat, do you?

  Lefty Maginnis : I'm... I...

  Napoleon Cross : You moron! There's one game left in this Series. If I don;t have that bat in my paws before it starts, you don't have a job, Lefty! All right?

  Lefty Maginnis : You know what I think? I think there's trouble with this line, boss.

  Napoleon Cross : Hello? Hello?

  Lefty Maginnis : I think the phone isn't working!

  Napoleon Cross : Operator? Operator?

  Lefty Maginnis : Can you hear me, boss?

  Napoleon Cross : Operator?

  Lefty Maginnis : Hello? Hello?

  Napoleon Cross : Lefty, hello?

  Lefty Maginnis : [Lefty hangs up the phone and thinks Napoleon Cross can't hear him]  What a jerk!

  Napoleon Cross : What was that, Lefty?

  Lefty Maginnis : I said, the phone doesn't work.

  Napoleon Cross : Lefty, who has the bat?

  Lefty Maginnis : The phone doesn't work.

  Napoleon Cross : I said, who has the bat, Lefty?

  Lefty Maginnis : Work! Work! Work!

  Napoleon Cross : Hello?

  Napoleon Cross : [the phone breaks and Lefty is struck by lightning]  Fine.