The Paul O'Grady Show (2004–2015)

Paul O'Grady: Self - Host, Self - Presenter, Self, Captain Hook

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Quotes 

• Paul O'Grady : I got mistaken for a serial killer in Germany, once. Two years ago, I was in Berlin and they let some nut out and the people in the street were all goin' "Ooh ooh!" pointing at me, and I thought, "Oh I didn't know they had the Lilly Savage Show here."

• Paul O'Grady : [repeated line shouted at the audience]  When I want your lot's opinion, I'll slap it out of ya...

• Paul O'Grady : [catchphrase said to "Bert"]  Bert, put that clip on!

• Paul O'Grady : [when he's talking about ghost hunting]  I'd kill to see a ghost.

• Paul O'Grady : Me nose is running like a gas blowers bum.