A Lousy 10 Grand (2004)

Kelly Monteith: Ted

Quotes 

• Ted Beckerwith : [into mirror]  I'm the stuff legends are made of. Ted Beckerwith, space plumber.

• R.J. : [about his car]  I told you to get rid of that thing.

  Ted Beckerwith : What am I going to get for it? Any way I save money on tires.

  R.J. : How do you figure?

  Ted Beckerwith : Only the back ones wear out, cause it's always being towed.

• Ted Beckerwith : Boy, I'm already up to my ass in debt. Just once I'd like to open an envelope that didn't have a window in it.

• Kathy Beckerwith : What about her braces, she has her orthodontist appointment next week. I'm going to have to cancel it.

  Ted Beckerwith : Or you could have him wire her teeth together so she can't eat. It would cut our food budget.

• Najah : They bombed my car!

  Ted Beckerwith : Don't worry. It probably would have been recalled any way.