Dark Oracle (2004–2006)
Alex House: Lance Stone
Quotes
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Lance Stone : Sage, you're not acting like yourself.
Sage : How do you know? Maybe this is the new me. Maybe I changed. Happens all the time you know.
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Cally Stone : What do you think he wanted?
Lance Stone : I think he wanted to pull me into the comic.
Cally Stone : Why?
Lance Stone : Balance, I think. One person needs to be in one person needs to be out.
Cally Stone : Ohmygod! Emmett! I have to go!
[leaves]
Lance Stone : Wait!
[sighs]
Blaze : [though a cracked piece of glass] It's not over.
[laughs]
Lance Stone : [crushes glass with heel]
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Lance Stone : We can't let any of this happen.
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Cally Stone : Why don't you just call her?
Lance Stone : Who?
Cally Stone : Sage.
Lance Stone : You know, it's rude to read minds.
Cally Stone : Right, if you stare at the phone long enough, she'll call you.
[phone rings]
Lance Stone : [startled]
Lance Stone : Hi, mom.
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Lance Stone : My evening wasn't great either.
Cally Stone : Later.
Lance Stone : I mean, at least you weren't trapped in a room with snakes, tarantulas, and a dead bird that flies.
Cally Stone : I said later.
[leaves]
Lance Stone : Yeah, because a dead bird coming back to life is no big deal, really.
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Lance Stone : [about Dizzy and Rebecca] You know, they're in the honeymoon stage. They have to spend every moment with each other. And come up with cheesy nicknames.
Cally Stone : Cheesy nicknames?
Lance Stone : You know, how Sage calls me Lancelot and I call her Pickletoes.
Cally Stone : Pickletoes? Eww. Too much information, why is everyone sharing today?
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Lance Stone : Dizzy you can't freak out everytime you hear a noise. I mean, these woods are full of bears, foxes, and coyotes.
Sage : I'm ok with animals. Axe murderers I have a problem with.
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Lance Stone : This car's standard.
Cally Stone : And?
Lance Stone : I only drive automatic.
Cally Stone : Actually you don't drive.
Lance Stone : Touche.
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Sage : So, are we gonna dance with other people or just with each other? Because I was thinking it should just be with each other.
Lance Stone : Why? Do you think other girls are going to mob me?
[Sage looks down]
Lance Stone : No, I think we should just dance with each other. Though I have to say, this new jealousy thing is cute.
Sage : What? I'm not jealous.
Lance Stone : Sure you're not.
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Lance Stone : After all this time and everything we've been through why can't you trust me?
Sage : How can I trust you about anything if you won't even tell me the truth about a stupid dress?
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Dizzy : I was watching Dr. Phil
Lance Stone : [interrupts] Wait, you watch Dr.Phil?
Dizzy : What? It's a good show.
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Cally Stone : They look more like us. What do you think this means?
Lance Stone : I dunno.
Cally Stone : I can't believe they're back. She's back. I thought I saw her in the bathroom today...
Lance Stone : Who?
Cally Stone : Violet.