The Benchwarmers (2006)
Jon Lovitz: Mel
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Quotes
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Mel : Keep it under a billion, that's all I got... on me hahaha.
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Mel : Reggie and I met at Tuba Camp when we were kids
[shows picture of Reggie and Himself playing their tubas when they were younger]
Gus : HAHA,Reggie that was you?
Reggie Jackson : [angrily] What are you laughing about?I was a cute kid.
Gus : [frightened] Oh,uh,Yes.Like a young Denzel.
Richie : [whispered to Clark] I didn't know Denzel played Erkel.
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Mel : If you build it, nerds will come.
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Gus : [to Nelson] Hey. Are you the kid who got farted on earlier?
Mel : Yes. This is my son Nelson. He's become quite the fart magnet for the neighborhood bullies.
Nelson : I also get a healthy smear of animal turds twice daily.
Clark : When I was your age, Fairy Jerry dumped a bucket of dog poop on me.
Nelson : His son just did that to me last week.
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[looking at Mel's Pontiac Firebird Trans Am]
Clark : This car is so radical. Looks just like K.I.T.T. from the show Knight Rider.
Mel : It is K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider. Watch this.
[Mel activates the car with his watch]
K.I.T.T. : Allow me to introduce myself. I'm K.I.T.T.
Richie : [to Mel] Who are you?
Mel : Oh, I'm just one of those nerds who grew up... to make billions.
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Mel : Howie, you're a freak.