Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)

John Leguizamo: Sid

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• Sid : Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.

  Diego : That's genius, Sid.

  Sid : Call me Squid.

• [last lines] 

  Sid : Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?

  Manfred : Diego. It's not even close.

  Diego : Heh, told you.

  Ellie : Manny, you can't choose between your kids.

  Manfred : He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.

  Sid : Can I have a dog, Manny?

  Manfred : No.

  Sid : Ellie, can I have a dog?

  Ellie : Of course, you can, sweetie.

  Manfred : Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.

• Manfred : So, you think she's the girl for me?

  Sid : Oh, yeah, she's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She "completes" you.

• Manfred : Uh, Diego, retract the claws, please.

  Diego : Oh... right... sorry.

  [lets go] 

  Sid : You know, if I didn't know you better Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water.

  Sid : [Diego grabs Sid's neck and chokes him] 

  Sid : OK, Good thing I know you better.

• Sid : If your species will continue, clap your hands.

  [clap clap] 

  Manfred : Sid? I'm-I'm gonna fall on you again and this time, I will kill you.

  Sid : Okay. Someone doesn't like the classics.

• Sid : You did it, buddy, you kicked water's butt!

  Diego : Nothing to it. Most animals can swim as babies, you know.

  Sid : Yeah but not tigers. I left that part out.

• Sid : [singing to annoy Manfred]  Stop, hey! What's that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground!

• Sid : Manny, look on the bright side; you have us!

  Diego : Not your most persuasive argument, Sid.

• Sid : I'm gonna be the first one to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start showing me some respect.

  Manfred : You jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead.

  Diego : Come on, Manny. He's not that stupid.

  [Sid prepares to jump] 

  Diego : But I've been wrong before.

• Sid : He's coming around the corner, and he's up by a couple of fifths. He's ahead by a tusk! Oh, he's beating Diego! Diego's gonna go to the corner!

• Sid : You guys won't believe what happened to me just now!

  Diego : I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you were "sleepwalking".

  Sid : Oh, no. I was kidnapped by a tribe of mini sloths.

  Diego : That was going to be my second guess.

• Sid : Manny, you've come a long way since we first met, and I'll take the credit for that, but you need to let go of the past so you'll have a future.

• Sid : We're gonna live!

  [water rises up to his ankles] 

  Sid : We're gonna die!

• Female Mini Sloth : Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one.

  Diego : Whoa, not so fast there! Okay? You make a quality offer, but Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him. He is the gooey, sticky... stuff that holds us together. He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him.

  Sid : You mean it? Ohh!

  [Hugs Diego] 

  Diego : Sid! Sid! I'm... That doesn't mean "want to touch."

• Sid : [tied up]  This is either really good or really bad.

  [looks down to see tar pit underneath him] 

  Sid : Oh, no, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king.

  Female Mini Sloth : Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.

  Sid : You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution.

  Female Mini Sloth : [eagerly]  We have one. Sacrifice the fire-king.

  Sid : That's not very advanced.

  [pause] 

  Female Mini Sloth : Worth a shot.

• Sid : [Cholly has broken wind in his mouth]  Well, don't "that" put the 'stink' in extinction!

• Diego : [Crash and Eddie are playing on the ice]  Can't you see is thin enough without you two wearing it down?

  Sid : Ah, Diego! Come on, the ice may be thin, but it's strong enough to hold a 10 ton mammoth and a nine ton possum.

• Manfred : Hey. Who said you kids could torture the sloth?

  Diego : Manny, don't squash their creativity.

  Sid : Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammal-jammals. Want to give the sloth a hand?

• Sid : [the group has just escaped from Cretaceous and Maelstrom, the two sea reptiles]  What in the animal kingdom was "that"?

  Diego : I don't know. But from now on, land safe, water... not safe.

• Sid : Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat. You found another mammoth.

  Ellie : Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct.

  [pause] 

  Ellie : What are you looking at me for?

  Manfred : I don't know. Maybe because you're a mammoth?

  Ellie : Me? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum.

  Manfred : Right, good one. I'm a newt.

  [Points at Diego] 

  Manfred : This is my friend, the badger,

  [Points at Sid] 

  Manfred : ... and my other friend, the platypus.

  Sid : Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus.

• Sid : [Manfred doesn't want to shoot Crash from a tree]  You're never gonna impress Ellie like that.

  Manfred : I don't want to impress her.

  Sid : Then why are you trying so hard to convince her she's a mammoth?

  Manfred : Because that's what she is! I don't care if she thinks she's a possum. You can't be two things.

  Sid : Au contraire, "Manfred". Tell her that's a bullfrog, a chickenhawk, or the turtledove.

• Sid : Well, tomorrow's the day the scary vulture said we're all gonna die.

  [falls asleep] 

• Diego : Big mistake, you miscreants!

  Eddie : Miscreants?

  [starts laughing along with Crash] 

  Sid : Uh, Diego, they are possums.

• Sid : Hey. Can you guys slow down? I'm dying here...

  [Vultures fly above] 

  Sid : It's just a figure of speech.

  [runs away] 

• Sid : [explaining the meaning of fear]  Jealously, mostly. But the point is that fear is natural.

  Diego : [approaches Sid and glares at him]  Fear is for prey.

  Sid : Then what means the water has made you its prey.

• Sid : Look, I opened my camp! "Campo del Sid". It means Camp of Sid.

  Diego : Congratulations. You're now an idiot in "two" languages.

  Sid : Shh! Not in front of the K-I-D-Z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy?

  Glypto Boy Billy : Don't make me eat you.

  Sid : Ah, they kid. That's why they're called "kids"!

• Sid : When the going gets tough, the great, party.

• Sid : I Just did something involuntary... and messy.

• Sid : Hey, Manny. I've heard you're going extinct!

  [eats some blueberries and licks his claws] 

  Diego : Hey. If you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitiviy.

  Manfred : [to Sid]  I'm not going extinct!

  Aardvark Dad : [to his children]  Kids, look. The "last" mammoth.

  Aardvark Kids : [suprised]  Woah!

  Aardvark Dad : Now you probably won't see another one of "those" again! See?

• Sid : No running, James! Camp rules!

  James : Make me, sloth!

  Sid : Make me, "sir"! It's all about respect.

• Sid : [Sarcastically]  Makin' friends everywhere yuh go - just makin' friends.